70+ Very Funny Jokes for Adults and Kids to Break the Ice

70+ Very Funny Jokes for Adults and Kids to Break the Ice
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Tripboba.com - One of the best ways to getting out of an awkward situation is by throwing a joke, even it is dad jokes or silly jokes. Trust us, it works in so many ways.

So, here are very funny jokes compiled by Tripboba that you can throw to break the ice. Just in case your audience is adults then you can pick some of the corny jokes from the very funny jokes for adults. But, if your audience is kiddos, then you should pick some clean jokes below.

Without wasting any time, let's check them out!

Very Funny Jokes

Very Funny Jokes
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  • "What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam." - Unknown
  • "Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way." - Unknown
  • "Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize." - Unknown
  • "I like elephants. Everything else is irrelephant." - Unknown
  • "Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle." - Unknown
  • "Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk." - Unknown
  • "It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob." - Unknown
  • "Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, How do you drive this thing?" - Unknown
  • "My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it’s also terrible." - Unknown
  • "What did Blackbeard say when he turned 80? Aye, matey." - Unknown
  • "What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One’s really heavy; the other’s a little lighter." - Unknown

Very Very Funny Jokes

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  • "What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh." - Unknown
  • "Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!" - Unknown
  • "Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost." - Unknown
  • "What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick." - Unknown
  • "Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space." - Unknown
  • "The wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers." - Unknown
  • "What did the mime say to his audience? Nothing." - Unknown
  • "What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!" - Unknown
  • "What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large." - Unknown
  • "What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta." - Unknown
  • "What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality." - Unknown
  • "A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Get it?" - Unknown
  • "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!”" - Unknown
  • "Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer." - Unknown

Very Funny Jokes for Kids

Very Funny Jokes for Kids
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  • "What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick." - Unknown
  • "What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear." - Unknown
  • "Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it." - Unknown
  • "What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock." - Unknown
  • "How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience." - Unknown
  • "What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed." - Unknown
  • "What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere." - Unknown
  • "Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet." - Unknown
  • "Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will let it go, let it go." - Unknown
  • "What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste." - Unknown
  • "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador." - Unknown
  • "Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her." - Unknown
  • " How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut." - Unknown
  • "What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts." - Unknown

Very Funny Jokes in English

Very Funny Jokes in English
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  • "What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!" - Unknown
  • "I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust." - Unknown
  • "What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They’re both purple except for the rabbit." - Unknown
  • "Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks." - Unknown
  • "What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator." - Unknown
  • "Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead." - Unknown
  • "What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything." - Unknown
  • "What’s green and has wheels? Grass." - Unknown
  • "What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? “Oops!” - Unknown
  • "What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil." - Unknown
  • "There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t." - Unknown
  • "What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1." - Unknown
  • "Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
  • One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan." - Unknown
  • "Why did the chicken run across the road? To get to the other side faster." - Unknown

Very Funny Jokes for Adults

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  • "Why are men like diapers? They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable." - Unknown
  • "What kind of Bees produce milk? Boobees." - Unknown
  • "What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I’m going in." - Unknown 
  • "What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? Chewing gum." - Unknown
  • "What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? Melt them into a tire and call it a Goodyear." - Unknown
  • "What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming!" - Unknown
  • "What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball." - Unknown
  • "How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls." - Unknown
  • "What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me!" - Unknown
  • "What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter" - Unknown
  • "Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year." - Unknown
  • "What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing." - Unknown
  • "Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom." - Unknown
  • "What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A. Beat it. We’re closed." - Unknown


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