Seriously Funny Jokes Clean

Seriously Funny Jokes Clean
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Jokes are considered as the best healing for stressful mind. Whenever you feel tired of something, it needs a relaxation that will make your mind feel better. And silly jokes are the best way to do it. These are the other lists of seriously funny jokes for your best daily sense of humor. Let's check 'em out!

  • "Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff."
  • "How does NASA organize a party? They planet."
  • "How does the ocean say hello? It waves."
  • "If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes."
  • "What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee."
  • "What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill."
  • "What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."
  • "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates."
  • "What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river."
  • "What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match."
  • "What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope."
  • "Where do cows go for entertainment? The mooooo-vies!"
  • "Where do hamburgers go dancing?  They go to the meat-ball."
  • "Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”)."
  • "Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed!"
  • "Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."
  • "Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse."
  • "Why did Adele cross the road?  To sing, “Hello from the other side!"
  • "Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat."
  • "Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon."
  • "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
  • "Why did the tomato turn red?  It saw the salad dressing."
  • "Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal."
  • "Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless."
  • "Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils."

Seriously Funny Jokes For Kids

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These lists of seriously funny jokes are not only for adults. The jokes for kids are also hilariously good to make them laugh. Let's check on the lists of hilarious jokes below!

    • Q: "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!"
    • Q: "How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!"
    • Q: "If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!"
    • Q: "What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!"
    • Q: "What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!"
    • Q: "What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"
    • Q: "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
    • Q: "What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!"
    • Q: "What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!"
    • Q: "What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!"
    • Q: "What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!"
    • Q: "What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!"
    • Q: "What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!"
    • Q: "What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!"
    • Q: "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire Frostbite!"
    • Q: "What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"
    • Q: "What is brown and sticky? A stick!"
    • Q: "Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!"
    • Q: "Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!"
    • Q: "Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"


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