80+ Dad Jokes 2020 and Other Dad Jokes That Will Crack You Up

Dad Jokes 2020

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Our first round of dad jokes 2020 combines with some of the latest ones can be seen down below. Let’s all laugh along and share this happiness to others:

• "Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!"

• "What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom."

• "What’s brown and sticky? A stick."

• "Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked."

• "How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor."

• "Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels."

• "What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller."

• "What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest."

• "What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business."

• "My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…"

• "What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea."

• "What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween? Baaad to the bone."

• "Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood."

• "What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator."

• "What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas."

• "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."

• "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"

• "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"

• "I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed."

• "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!"

• "I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying."

• "How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

• "A stake pun is a rare medium, well done. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro."

• "Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."

• "Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

Best Dad Jokes 2020

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All dad jokes 2020 and others are great and best. Here are for more dad jokes 2020 plus other cool dad jokes for your relax time with family and friends:

• "My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up."

• "Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb."

• "Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out."

• "What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird."

• "What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific."

• "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up."

• "How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark."

• "My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home."

• "Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well."

• "When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent."

• "Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."

• "Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island."

• "What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical."

• "What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci."

• "Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded."

Bad Dad Jokes 2020

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The great thing about dad jokes 2020 and other dad jokes, even though they are called bad, they are still funny and can create the best moments. Take a look if you don’t believe us:

• "I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me."

• "I want to make a brief joke, but it’s a little cheesy."

• "Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

• "How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans."

• "Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day."

• "5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions."

• "Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!"

• "You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European."

• "I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing."

• "Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan."

• "What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose."

• "It takes guts to be an organ donor."

• "What does “Rockin’ Robin” do when she’s bored? Tweet."

• "I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."

• "How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle."

Terrible Dad Jokes 2020

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More dad jokes 2020 are displayed in the following list. We know that you’re going to love these dad jokes 2020!

• "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera."

• "Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning."

• "What’s a crafty dancer’s favorite hobby? Cutting a rug."

• "How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together."

• "What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop."

• "What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers."

• "Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot."

• "I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it."

• "Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?"

• "Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter."

• "I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around."

• "What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini."

• "What did the accountant say while auditing a document? This is taxing."

• "What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight."

• "If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes."

• "Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe."

• "I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?"

• "When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble."

• "What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!"

• "What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? Can’t wait to squeeze you!"

• "What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!"

• "Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it."

• "Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel concept.”"

• "Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”"

• "What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1"

• "I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa."

• "What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business."

• "If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

• "Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up."

• "I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work."