80+ Dad Jokes 2020 and Other Dad Jokes That Will Crack You Up

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Dad Jokes 2020

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Our first round of dad jokes 2020 combines with some of the latest ones can be seen down below. Let’s all laugh along and share this happiness to others:

  • "Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!"
  • "What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom."
  • "What’s brown and sticky? A stick."
  • "Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked."
  • "How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor."
  • "Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels."
  • "What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller."
  • "What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest."
  • "What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business."
  • "My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…"
  • "What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea."
  • "What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween? Baaad to the bone."
  • "Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood."
  • "What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator."
  • "What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas."
  • "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
  • "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
  • "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"
  • "I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed."
  • "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!"
  • "I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying."
  • "How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
  • "A stake pun is a rare medium, well done. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro."
  • "Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."
  • "Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

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