80+ Dad Jokes 2020 and Other Dad Jokes That Will Crack You Up

Best Dad Jokes 2020

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All dad jokes 2020 and others are great and best. Here are for more dad jokes 2020 plus other cool dad jokes for your relax time with family and friends:

• "My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up."

• "Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb."

• "Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out."

• "What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird."

• "What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific."

• "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up."

• "How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark."

• "My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home."

• "Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well."

• "When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent."

• "Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."

• "Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island."

• "What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical."

• "What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci."

• "Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded."