80+ Hilarious Joke of the Day for Kids to Adult That Will Tickle Your Ribs

80+ Hilarious Joke of the Day for Kids to Adult That Will Tickle Your Ribs
Joke of the Day - Photo by congerdesign from Pixabay
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Tripboba.com - When we talk about the joke of the day, dad jokes should be on the top of the list. It will never fail to bring a big laugh for everyone.

There are tons of dad jokes which are 'safe' enough for kids so we called them jokes for kids or clean jokes.

So, here is the best collection of the joke of the day handpicked by Tripboba. Before we start, please choose the joke of the day wisely based on the audience!

Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day - Photo by Kranich17 from Pixabay

  • "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward." - Unknown
  • "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated." - Unknown
  • "The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory." - Unknown
  • "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!" - Unknown
  • "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved." - Unknown
  • "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y." - Unknown
  • "What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner." - Unknown
  • "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop." - Unknown
  • "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing." - Unknown
  • "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." - Unknown
  • "Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less." - Unknown
  • "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc." - Unknown
  • "What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen." - Unknown
  • "A hamburger walks into a bar...The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here." - Unknown
  • "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field." - Unknown

Joke of the Day for Kids

Joke of the Day - Photo by Dadion Gomez from Pixabay

  • "What is a little bear with no teeth is called? A gummy bear." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a noodle that is fake? An im-pasta." - Unknown
  • "What’s an alligator in a vest called? An investi-gator." - Unknown
  • "What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars? You planet." - Unknown
  • "Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor? He felt crummy." - Unknown
  • "Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window? So she could see a butter-fly." - Unknown
  • "What is a cheese that doesn’t belong to you called? Nacho cheese!" - Unknown
  • "What’s one way we know the ocean is friendly? It waves." - Unknown
  • "Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football? She runs away from the ball." - Unknown
  • "What’s a really sad strawberry called? A blueberry." - Unknown
  • "What’s one animal you’ll always find at a baseball game? A bat." - Unknown
  • "What’s a pirate’s favorite class to take in school? Arrrrrt." - Unknown
  • "What candy do bumblebees love the most? Bumble gum." - Unknown
  • "Why does Peter Pan fly around so much? He Neverlands." - Unknown
  • "What did the math book say to the guidance counselor? I have so many problems." - Unknown

Dad Joke of the Day

Dad Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day - Photo by fsHH from Pixabay

  • "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered." - Unknown
  • "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!" - Unknown
  • "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites." - Unknown
  • "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints." - Unknown
  • "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along." - Unknown
  • "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems." - Unknown
  • "Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet." - Unknown
  • "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." - Unknown
  • "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it." - Unknown
  • "What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you." - Unknown
  • "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!" - Unknown
  • "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?" - Unknown
  • "What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!" - Unknown
  • "What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!" - Unknown
  • "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!" - Unknown
  • "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind." - Unknown
  • "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady." - Unknown
  • "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." - Unknown
  • "Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire." - Unknown
  • "What time did the man to go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y." - Unknown
  • "How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten-tickles." - Unknown

Adult Joke of the Day

Adult Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day - Photo by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay

  • "What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me." - Unknown
  • "Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals." - Unknown
  • "They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?" - Unknown
  • "I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away." - Unknown
  • "Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts." - Unknown
  • "What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird." - Unknown
  • "A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang." - Unknown
  • "How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls." - Unknown
  • "A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ." - Unknown
  • "Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil." - Unknown
  • "Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning." - Unknown
  • "Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!" - Unknown
  • "What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!" - Unknown
  • "What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead." - Unknown
  • "What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!" - Unknown
  • "Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes!" - Unknown

Joke of the Day Clean

Joke of the Day - Photo by mschiffm from Pixabay

  • "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!" - Unknown
  • "How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut." - Unknown
  • "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up." - Unknown
  • "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something." - Unknown
  • "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows." - Unknown
  • "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!" - Unknown
  • "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired." - Unknown
  • "What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead." - Unknown
  • "Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones." - Unknown
  • "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot." - Unknown
  • "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!" - Unknown
  • "This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in." - Unknown
  • "How do you make 7 even?" "Take away the s." - Unknown

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