Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day - Photo by Kranich17 from Pixabay
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  • "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward." - Unknown
  • "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated." - Unknown
  • "The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory." - Unknown
  • "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!" - Unknown
  • "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved." - Unknown
  • "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y." - Unknown
  • "What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner." - Unknown
  • "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop." - Unknown
  • "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing." - Unknown
  • "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." - Unknown
  • "Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less." - Unknown
  • "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc." - Unknown
  • "What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen." - Unknown
  • "A hamburger walks into a bar...The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here." - Unknown
  • "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field." - Unknown

Joke of the Day for Kids

Joke of the Day - Photo by Dadion Gomez from Pixabay

  • "What is a little bear with no teeth is called? A gummy bear." - Unknown
  • "What do you call a noodle that is fake? An im-pasta." - Unknown
  • "What’s an alligator in a vest called? An investi-gator." - Unknown
  • "What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars? You planet." - Unknown
  • "Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor? He felt crummy." - Unknown
  • "Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window? So she could see a butter-fly." - Unknown
  • "What is a cheese that doesn’t belong to you called? Nacho cheese!" - Unknown
  • "What’s one way we know the ocean is friendly? It waves." - Unknown
  • "Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football? She runs away from the ball." - Unknown
  • "What’s a really sad strawberry called? A blueberry." - Unknown
  • "What’s one animal you’ll always find at a baseball game? A bat." - Unknown
  • "What’s a pirate’s favorite class to take in school? Arrrrrt." - Unknown
  • "What candy do bumblebees love the most? Bumble gum." - Unknown
  • "Why does Peter Pan fly around so much? He Neverlands." - Unknown
  • "What did the math book say to the guidance counselor? I have so many problems." - Unknown

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