Dad Joke of the Day

Dad Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day - Photo by fsHH from Pixabay

  • "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered." - Unknown
  • "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!" - Unknown
  • "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites." - Unknown
  • "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints." - Unknown
  • "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along." - Unknown
  • "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems." - Unknown
  • "Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet." - Unknown
  • "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." - Unknown
  • "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it." - Unknown
  • "What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you." - Unknown
  • "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!" - Unknown
  • "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?" - Unknown
  • "What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!" - Unknown
  • "What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!" - Unknown
  • "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!" - Unknown
  • "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind." - Unknown
  • "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady." - Unknown
  • "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." - Unknown
  • "Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire." - Unknown
  • "What time did the man to go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y." - Unknown
  • "How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten-tickles." - Unknown


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