Best Short People Jokes

Best Short People Jokes
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The best of the best short people jokes are here.

  • Why did the short guy fall asleep in his harness and his helmet? Because he was tired from climbing into bed.

  • How do short people go shopping for pants? They buy shorts.

  • How does a short person reach the top shelf? They don’t.

  • What is a short person’s favorite side order? A small fry.

  • What is a short person’s favorite dessert? Strawberry Short Cake.

  • What do you call a short person with a bad spray tan? An Oompa Loompa.

  • Where do short people buy their shoes? The kid’s section.

  • How do short people shoot a bow and arrow? With a rubber band and a toothpick.

  • Where is the worst place for a short person to stand at a concert? Behind anyone at all.

  • Why did the short person bring a parachute to the bar? So they could get down from the barstool.

  • Why was the short guy scared of the wiener dog? Because it was too tall.

  • What 3 things does a short person need to take a bath? Floaties, a snorkel, and a lifeguard.

  • What do you call it when a short person waves at you? A microwave.

  • How does a short person look you in the eye? They get on a ladder.

  • God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us didn’t take as long as others! –Short People

  • Why did the short guy drop out of college? Because he couldn’t reach higher education.

Short People Problems Jokes

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Tell them you're problems being short with these short people jokes.

  • You know you’re short when your kids can keep things out of your reach.

  • You know you’re short if you can play handball on the curb.

  • Why was the short person stuck in the elevator? Because they couldn’t reach the ‘door open’ button.

  • How does a short person take a bath? They get into the sink!

  • What’s a short person’s favorite thing on the menu? Short ribs.

  • You know you’re short when you can do pull-ups on a door handle.

  • Why shouldn’t you hire short people as chefs? Because the steaks are too high.

  • Two tall guys walk into a bar. Why didn’t the short guy walk into the bar too? He walked under it.

  • You know you’re short when your own shoelaces hit you in the head.

  • Why did the short guy lose the race? He was a little slow.

  • What do you call a door for short people? A doggy door.

  • You’re so short; you can’t reach your own head.


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