Bad Dad Joke of the Day

Here is the other Dad joke of the day that is bad! You will laugh harder!

• Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

• What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

• What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

• Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

• How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

• Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

• What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

• What did the police officer say to his belly button another family member? You’re under a vest.

• What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.

• My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…