101 Funny Dog Quotes and Sayings: Silly, Adoring, and Cute!

101 Funny Dog Quotes and Sayings: Silly, Adoring, and Cute!
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Here are some funny dog quotes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. 

  • "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." — Will Rogers.
  • "Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window." — Steve Bluestone.
  • "The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's." — Mark Twain.
  • "What do dogs do on their day off? Can't lie around – that's their job!"— George Carlin
  • "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." — Franklin P. Jones.
  • "In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." — Edward Hoagland.
  • "Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" — Anne Tyler.
  • "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does."— Christopher Morley.
  • "I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother." —Bonnie Schacter.
  • "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them." — Phil Pastoret.
  • "I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!"— Jonah Goldberg.
  • "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." — Groucho Marx.
  • "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." — Sue Murphy.
  • "A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost." — Charlotte Gray.
  • "Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted." — Sian Ford.
  • "A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it." — Helen Thomson.

Funny Hot Dog Quotes

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Get ready to laugh with the following list of funny dog quotes below.

  • "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." — Bernard Williams.
  • "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." — Andy Rooney.
  • "Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all." — John Grogan.
  • "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." — Aldous Huxley.
  • "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." — Rita Rudner.
  • "Dogs never bite me. Just humans." — Marilyn Monroe
  • "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." — Derek Bruce.
  • "When an 85-pound mammal licks your tears away and then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad." — Kristan Higgins.
  • "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." — Ann Landers.
  • "My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!"— Greg Curtis.
  • "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" — Dave Barry
  • "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts." —John Steinbeck.
  • "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes." — Jay London.
  • "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." — Joe Weinstein.
  • "Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers." — Jodi Picoult
  • "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." — James Thurber.
  • "A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." — Robert Benchley.
  • "It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." — Rodney Dangerfield.

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HAHAHAHA make sure you read all the following funny dog quotes below while you are playing with your lovely dog. 

  • "If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." — Fran Lebowitz.
  • "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." — Robert Benchley.
  • "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." — Harry Truman
  • "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."― Mark Twain
  • "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."― Ogden Nash, The Private Dining-room and Other Verses
  • "I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so."― Diana Wynne Jones, Castle in the Air

Funny Dog Tag Quotes

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Here are the other funny dog quotes. Choose your favorite one!

  • "Love Is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
  • "Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen." – Orhan Pamuk, My Name Is Red.
  • "Everybody should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one." – Anonymous.
  • "The average dog Is a nicer person than the average person." – Andrew A. Rooney.
  • "If dogs could talk, It would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." – Andy Rooney.
  • "God said I need somebody strong enough to pull sleds and find bombs, yet gentle enough to love babies and lead the blind. Somebody who will spend all day on a couch with a resting head and supportive eyes to lift the spirits of a broken heart, so God made a dog."
  • "One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you are feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
  • "Whoever said that diamonds are a girls best friend..never owned a dog."
  • "Home is where the dog is"
  • "The world is a dangerous place not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing," Albert Einstein.
  • "The more people I meet, the more I love my dog." Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Christmas Dog Quotes

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For the Christmas edition, read the following funny dog quotes below to make your celebration memorable. 

  • "Seasons Grrrrreatings"
  • "Have a Grrrreat holiday."
  • "Have a Grrreat Christmas"
  • "Have a Pawsative and happy holiday."
  • "Have a Pawesome holiday."
  • "Have a Pawsome Christmas"
  • "Have a Pawsitively joyful howliday."
  • "Have a Pawsitively joyful Christmas."
  • "Hope you enjoy the treats of the holiday season. Bone Appetit!
  • Yappy Howlidays!"
  • "Taking this opportunity to say Happy Holidays."
  • "Reindeers are just dogs with antlers (accompanied by a photo of your dog in an antler hat)"
  • "Dachshund through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh…"
  • "Santa Paws"
  • "Raise the Ruff! It's the Holidays!"
  • "Santa's Yelper"
  • "Fleas Navidad"
  • "Feliz Navidog"
  • "Feliz Naughty-Dog"
  • "Merry Pitmas (pitbull)"
  • "Rudolph the red-nosed retriever!"
  • "Dog bless you."
  • "Bah Humpug"
  • "Just gotta Paws and wish you happy howlidays!"
  • "Bark the Herald, Angels Sing!"
  • "Have a Doggone great Christmas!"
  • "Deck the Paws"
  • "Pugs and kisses on this Christmas."
  • "Wishing you an elfing Merry Christmas (accompanied by a photo of your dog in an elf costume)"
  • "May your holiday be filled with tons of treats (accompanied by a photo of your dog with a treat)"
  • "I made you Christmas cookies but I ate them all (accompanied by a photo of your dog eating a cookie)"
  • "Have a Doggone great holiday!"
  • "Happy Howlidays!"
  • "Happy Holidogs!"
  • "Happy New Years! Raise the Ruff!"

Funny Dog Quotes Short

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Here are the other funny dog quotes short. Enjoy!

  • "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does." -Christopher Morley.
  • "Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler.
  • "If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?" –Author Unknown.
  • "I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother." -Bonnie Schacter.
  • "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does." -Christopher Morley.
  • "Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler.
  • "If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?" –Author Unknown.
  • "I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother." -Bonnie Schacter.
  • "Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away." –Author Unknown.
  • "I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!" -Jonah Goldberg.
  • "What do dogs do on their day off? Can't lie around – that's their job!" -George Carlin
  • "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx.
  • "Dogs never bite me. Just humans." -Marilyn Monroe
  • "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." –Derek Bruce.
  • "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -Ann Landers.
  • "My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!" -Greg Curtis.
  • "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" -Dave Barry

That's all. Thank you for reading all the funny dog quotes above. We hope you have a fantastic time with your lovely dog. 


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