111 Funny Senior Quotes that Are Perfect for Your Yearbook

111 Funny Senior Quotes that Are Perfect for Your Yearbook
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Tripboba.com - A yearbook is a book that can bring back so many memories when you are a student. Moreover, something that people look at the most, besides the cute photos, is the senior quotes

It must be fun to read all the senior quotes that might tell your life about when back then. Some might use a wise quote to inspire other students to become better person in the future, and some of them just,...well...quoting a hilarious quote or saying what they feeling in humor style.

In this article, Tripboba has lots of funny senior quotes you might want to use or suggest to your children or some students you know.

Best Funny Senior Quotes

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Check these best funny senior quotes as your legacy.

  • ”It's not enough that I should succeed - Other should fail.”

  • ”That wasn't like high school musical at all.”

  • ”See kids, I told you I was sexy in high school.”

  • ”Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.”

  • ”(f) Fluorine (u) Uranium (c) Carbon (k) Potassium (bi) Bismuth (tc) Technetium (he) Helium (s) Sulfur (ge) Germanium (tm) Thulium (o) Oxygen (ne) Neon (y) Yttrium.”

  • ”(Name) was released from his 4 year sentence.”

  • ”I want more fridays and pancakes.”

  • ”You shall not pass!... but I did.”

  • ”In this photo I'm not wearing pants.”

  • ”When it comes to random security checks, I always win. Always.”

  • ”I want to thank Google, Wikipedia and to whoever invented 'copy and paste.' Thank you.”

  • ”I Don't know, you can just put some quote in for me.”

  • ”My computer screen is brighter than my future.”

  • ”If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”

  • ”Hyaaaaaaah!” - Link, Legend of Zelda

  • ”Our parents had sex the same year so that's awesome.”

  • ”Wow, they are great.”

  • ”Four years later and I'm still an idiot.”

  • ”Bruh, we graduated just to go to school again.”

  • ”Honestly, I didn't expect most of you to make it this far.”

  • ”Trapped in Yearbook Factory, send help..”

  • ”Put something inspirational.” - Mom

  • ”No.”

  • ”Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”

  • ”I'm a senior, but I stay fresh man.”

  • ”Dont follow your dreams... follow my Instagram.”

Funny Senior Year Quotes

Funny Senior Year Quotes
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Below are some funny senior quotes that can kill people with a laugh.

  • ”My A's turned to B's and so did my grades, God bless.”

    • ”High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except The bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.”
    • ”I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.”

    • ”I'm that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”

    • ”It's hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”

    • ”Just because you're a trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”

    • ”I hate my name.”

    • ”Master has given (name) a high school diploma, (name) is freeeee!”

    • ”I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.”

    • ”Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”

    • ”I started high school with straight A's. Now I'm not even straight.”

    • ”I look better in person.”

    • ”They call me bubbles in the classroom, because I'm always rising to the top.”

    • ”I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them.”

    • ”I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”

    • ”Knock-Knock. Who's there? Not the (twins or triplets). We graduated.”

    • ”Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all the time in the closet for nothing.”

    • ”Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly.” - Every African kid ever

    • ”Bet you didn't know this was even an option.”

    • ”Education is important but big biceps are importanter.”

    • ”I do have a soul.”

    • ”100 character limit for our senior quote? that seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru...”

    • ”Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.”

    Funny Senior Quotes from Movies

    Funny Senior Quotes from Movies
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    Some quotes from the movies are perfect for your yearbook. Here are some funny senior quotes from movies.

    • ”Should Have Burned This Place Down When I Had The Chance.” - Michael Scott, The Office

    • ”I am in a world of shit.” — Private Gomer Pyle, Full Metal Jacket

    • ”You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it.” — Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

    • “I’m trying real hard to be the shepherd.” — Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

    • “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” — Tony Montana, Scarface

    • “I’ll be back.” — The Terminator, The Terminator

    • “Success. It’s got enemies. You can be successful and have enemies, or you can be unsuccessful and have friends.” — Dominic Cattano, American Gangster

    • “Vaya con Dios.” — Johnny Utah, Point Break

    • “I’m the best their is. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” — Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

    • “It’s all happening!” — Penny Lane, Almost Famous

    • “Ducks fly together.” — Michelle MacKay, D2: The Mighty Ducks

    • “Today is evaluation day. The key word here is ‘value.’ Do you have any? Not yet!” — Tony Perkis, Heavyweights

    • “Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?” — Tony Stark, Iron Man

    • “You know how much I’ve read about you? Nothing.” — Sean Parker, The Social Network

    • “Spring break forever.” — Alien, Spring Breakers

    • "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat." — Pam Beesly, The Office

    • ”It's gonna be legend - Wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is ... Dairy!” - Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

    • ”I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.” - Phil Lester, Amazing Phill.

    • ”Aarrhhhhunnngh!!!” - Chewbacca, Star Wars

    • ”Everyone's a critic” - Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Funny Senior Quotes for Girls

    Funny Senior Quotes for Girls
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    For girls, here are some funny senior quotes which perfect for your yearbook.

    • ”Not pregnant, just eatin' good.”

    • "#Nofilter #girl #senior #SarahSunday #TBT #ImOut."

    • "I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class of 2015 because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! xoxo."

    • "Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes." — Jeffree Star

    • "Why fall in love when you can fall asleep."

    • "Remember...The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe...eat cake."

    • "I don't need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food." — Shane Dawson

    • "I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head."

    • "No, (Name), your senior quote can't be 'Fries before guys.'" — Dad

    • ”I got a haircut and no one noticed.” (Girl wears hijab)

    • "What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

    • ”Make up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make up”

    • ”I'm gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding.”

    • ”You're all gonna regret not dating me in high school.”

    • ”Some days are a total waste of makeup.”

    • ”The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I'll never be Beyonce.”

    • ”No, I didn't shower with it on.” (girls with hijab)

    • ”I don't like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It gets on my pet peeves.”

    • ”Foods before dudes.”

    • ”Only reason I wear this is to give you females a chance.” (Muslem girls)

    • ”I don't wish I was Beyonce, Beyonce wishes she was me.”

    • ”(Name) is my girlfriend - Nobody

    • "See kids? I told you your mom was hot back in high school.”

    • ”No, you cannot try on my hijab.” (Muslim girls)

    • ”I like choir because I can be naked under my robe.”

    • ”I was sitting one day and a camera went off. I am not a model.”

    • ”Shake it like jello make the boys say hello.”

    • ”Future plans: Find an old man, wait for him to die, and take all his money.”

    • ”I like my makeup so cakey, when I hug your man I leave a mark on his shirt.”

    Funny Asian Senior Quotes

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    Remember, Asians can be funny too. Check some of these funny Asian senior quotes you might like.

    • ”We are not related.”

    • ”The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life.”

    • ”Me no English. Ghing Chong Ling Ling Ting Tong Ding Dong.”

    • ”My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.”

    • ”I Do Indeed Have Eyes.”

    • ”So... Are you Asian or Chinese?” - Literally everyone

    • ”My eyes are open!!!”

    • ”We know what you're thinking and no, we're not related.”

    • ”I'm not Hispanic, I'm Asian.”

    • ”Did you know that I'm Asian?”

    • ”The happier I get the less I can see.”

    • ”Why you no doctor yet?” - Dad

    • ”You're an Asian, not a B-sian.” - Dad

    So, what's your favorite one from these funny senior quotes? Whatever it is, it must be the greatest senior quotes you have ever heard. Be a legend in your story.

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