120+ Dark Humor Quotes About Life, Love, and Friendship

120+ Dark Humor Quotes About Life, Love, and Friendship
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Tripboba.com - Humor can attach to everything. Everything means EVERYTHING, even some things that people think it is not good to laugh at. It is what we know as dark humor.

But, even it is considered as off-limit jokes, dark jokes are used by people to deal with their tragedy or problems that make them depressed.

Inside this article, Tripboba has lots of dark humor quotes that you can laugh at to deal with your frustrations in life.

Quotes About Dark Humor

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Here are some dark humor quotes from some people who love this kind of humor.

  • "I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'" - Leslie Mann

  • "That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek." - El-P

  • "I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously." - Art Alexakis

  • "I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me." - Ben Stiller

  • "I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh." - Rockmond Dunbar

  • "I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, 'That's so wrong!' And that's 'Family Guy' to me." - Elena Satine

  • "Man makes plans . . . and God laughs." - Michael Chabon

  • "I have a dark sense of humor." - Olivia Munn

  • "I have a very dark sense of humor." - Andy Dick

  • "If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged" - Terry Pratchett

  • "Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint" - Brent Weeks

  • "I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor." - Inga Muscio

  • "I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful." - Stephen J. Cannell

  • "Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person." - Peter Steele

  • "The darker the film, the more vital everyone's sense of humor is on set." - Eric Bana

  • "Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting." - Stephan Pastis

  • "I can't tell you how hard it is to make a dark-humored movie in Hollywood." - Michael Lehmann

  • "I think a sense of humor will help get a girl out of a dark place." - Twyla Tharp

  • "I really like dark, politically incorrect humor." - Marina Abramovic

  • "Comedy is about flaws anyway... There's a lot of humor in the dark areas of life." - Brett Gelman

  • "My memoirs are full of humor, I had to change jokes because it was a little too dark." - Marina Abramovic

  • "I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor." - Michael Buble

  • "My dark comic edge is the end result of trying to use humor to maintain my sanity growing up in a dysfunctional family in Honolulu." - Kirby Wright

  • "Any time there's a lot of pressure, it's life and death, you go toward this very dark kind of humor. Soldiers do it. Cops do it." - Ronald Perelman

  • "Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that." - Ice Cube

Funny Dark Humor Quotes

Funny Dark Humor Quotes
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Check some of these funny dark humor quotes.

  • “Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” ― Robert Bloch

  • “What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?” ― Jess C. Scott, I'm Pretty

  • “I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.” ― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

  • “We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.” — W. H. Auden

  • “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” — Will Rogers

  • “Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.” — Edward Abbey

  • “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” Terry Pratchett

  • “There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.” — Vladimir Nabokov

  • “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” — Mark Twain

  • “Prejudice is a great time-saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.” — E. B. White

  • “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” — Don Marquis

  • “When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.” — Saul Bellow

  • “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” — Don Marquis

  • “If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.” — Marcelene Cox

  • “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.” — Theodore Roosevelt

  • “One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.” — Franklin P. Jones

  • “I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.” — Bob Hope

  • “Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” — Robert Bloch

  • “I was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.” — Emo Philips

  • “What after all, is a halo? It’s only one more thing to keep clean.” — Christopher Fry

  • “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” — Abraham Lincoln

  • “Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.” — H. L. Mencken

Dark Humor Friendship Quotes

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These dark humor quotes will tell you how funny the friendship is.

  • “A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.” ― Brian P Cleary

  • “So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.” ― Sherman Alexie,

  • “My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin.” ― DeAnne Smith

  • "Or perhaps my friends should have realized that they shouldn't have left behind the FRICKING REASON FOR THEIR PROTEST!" - Unknown

  • "And that thought just cracked me up."

  • "It was like my friends had walked over the backs of baby seals in order to get to the beach where they could protest against the slaughter of baby seals.” ― Sherman Alexie,

  • “These friends or cretins rather are called Oompa Loompas and they got themselves a madder lust for chocolate than Wonka.” ― Nate Taylor

  • “If you have one friend in the end, it better be yourself.” ― Benjamin Aubrey Myers

  • “Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You, my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.” ― Fakeer Ishavardas

  • “If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd.” ― Shannon L. Alder

  • “We’re all under the streetlamps, everyone’s the color of day-old piss. When I’m fifty, this is how I’ll remember my friends: tired and yellow and drunk.” ― Junot Díaz, Drown

  • "Finding friends with the same mental disorder... Priceless!" - Unknown

  • "It's as much fun to scare as to be scared." - Vincent Priceles

  • "You're weird... I like you." - Unknown

  • "You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend." - Unknown

  • "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - Robert Bloch

  • "Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. - Charles Caleb Colton

  • "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer

  • "A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot." ― Brian P Cleary

  • "I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors." - Unknown

  • "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" - Groucho Marx

  • "One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements."- Marcelene Cox

  • "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."- Benjamin Franklin

  • "A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body."- Jim Hayes

  • "Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces."- Anne Lindbergh

  • "Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected."- Charles Lamb

  • "The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist."- Aaron Machado

  • "I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street."- Virginia Woolf

  • "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."- Friedrich Nietzsche

  • "I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends."- Guy Endore-Kaiser

  • "My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."- Dame Edna Everage

  • "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."- Groucho Marx

  • "I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you."- Ann Richards

  • "Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"- Bronwyn Polson

Dark Humor Love Quotes

Dark Humor Love Quotes
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Love can hurt and make you depressed. That's why you need these dark humor quotes about love and relationships.

  • “I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are.” ― Jess C Scott, The Devilin Fey

  • “I tell you, little man, life's fall guys, beaten, fleeced to the bone, sweated from time immemorial, I warn you, that when the princes of this world start loving you, it means they're going to grind you up into battle sausage...” ― Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night

  • "My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

  • “It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.” — Robert Frost

  • “I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor

  • “Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” — Jerry Seinfeld

  • “Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint” ― Brent Weeks, The Way of Shadows

  • “Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” ― Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved

  • “It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli” ― Laurell K. Hamilton, Bullet

  • Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!" - Unknown

  • “Love is a madness. Love is Failer - Durzo Blint” ― Brent Weeks, The Way of Shadows

  • “Diabetes is just like a lover, hurting you from the inside.”―Sherman Alexie

  • “You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.” ― Jess C. Scott, I'm Pretty

  • “I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!” ― Troy Bisson

  • “...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother or if it was like a chigger depositing its larvae underneath the skin of my ankles.” ― Jason Porter, Why Are You So Sad?: A Novel

  • “The day their love died, so did an unsuspecting duck.” ― Racha Mourtada, 55 slightly sinister stories

  • "When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

  • "My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf." - Unknown

  • “I did not need an unstable relationship to teach me about the evils of broken promises. I had parents for that.” ― Michelle Franklin

Dark Humor Quotes About Life

Dark Humor Quotes About Life
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Enjoying life by putitng a little bit of humor in it, no matter how bitter it is. These are some dark humor quotes about life you should read if you need it.

  • "I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor." - Unknown

  • "As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice." - Unknown

  • "The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis." - Unknown

  • "A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue." - Unknown

  • "When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein." - Unknown

  • "What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick." - Unknown

  • "Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach." - Unknown

  • "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life." - Unknown

  • "Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs." - Unknown

  • "I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down." - Unknown

  • "I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?" - Unknown

  • "It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey." - Unknown

  • "I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says." - Unknown

  • "Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face off in the corner." - Unknown

  • "A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson." - Unknown

  • "I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park. It's not easy. You try finding thirty-two old guys." - Unknown

  • "What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm." - Unknown

  • "My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother." - Unknown

  • "Did you hear about Pillsbury Doughboy? He died of a yeast infection." - Unknown

  • "Welcome back to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today!" - Unknown

  • "Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He's all right now!" - Unknown

  • "When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back." - Unknown

Do you laugh at all these dark humor quotes above? We hope you can see the world, which full of hard things, from new perspective. That's the point of dark jokes.


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