120+ Savage Draco Malfoy Quotes That Will Make You Tired from Smiling Too Much

120+ Savage Draco Malfoy Quotes That Will Make You Tired from Smiling Too Much
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Tripboba.com - For others, Draco Lucius Malfoy, or Draco Malfoy, is a just cowardly baddie who loves to bully Harry Potter and the gang. But, for the Potterheads, he is a handsome Slytherin boy who brings laughter and happiness.

His dramatic personality and sharp tongue become something good to watch or read. But, even with all of these flaws, nothing can stop him to be one of the heroes who fight Voldemort's army to protect Harry and Hogwarts from Voldemort.

To make you nostalgic, here are the best 120 Draco Malfoy quotes collected from Harry Potter movies and books. Let's find your favorite quotes by Draco!

Iconic Draco Malfoy Quotes

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Check some of the Draco Malfoy quotes that make him so iconic.

  • “And my name’s Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “It’s true then, what they’re saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Honestly, Goyle, if you were any slower, you’d be going backwards.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Scared, Potter?” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Oh yeah, terribly funny. Really witty. God this place has gone to the dogs. Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore’s got this oaf teaching classes.” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (made famous by that awesome TikTok audio!)

  • “It’s killed me! It’s killed me!” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “Nice face, Potter!” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “Think my name’s funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair… and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley.“- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don’t wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he’d have remembered to fall on his fat ass.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Bet you loved that, didn’t you Potter. Famous Harry Potter can’t even go into a bookshop without making the front page.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Father always said that Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a mudblood died. So it’s only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me, I hope it’s Granger.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “‘Enemies of the Heir, Beware?’ You’ll be next, mudbloods.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “You’re not dangerous at all, are you, you great ugly brute!” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “You two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn’t it, Weasel-Bee? Don’t your family all sleep in… one room?” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean, you actually fainted?” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “Father and I are in the minister’s box. By personal invitation of Cornelius Fudge himself.” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “My father and I have a bet, you see. I don’t think you’re gonna last 10 minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won’t last five!” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “I’m surprised the Ministry’s still letting you walk around free, Potter. You better enjoy it while you can. I expect there’s a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “Didn’t mummy ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop, Potter? Petrificus Totalus! Oh yeah. She was dead before you could wipe the drool off your chin.” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “That was for my father. Enjoy your ride back to London.” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Draco Malfoy Book Quotes

Draco Malfoy Book Quotes
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These are some Draco Malfoy quotes from the novels.

  • “Did you see his face, the great lump?” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Longbottom, if brains were gold, you’d be poorer than a Weasley, and that’s saying something.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “What would you know about it, Weasley, you couldn’t afford the handle. I suppose you and your brothers have to save up, twig by twig.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Are you trying to earn some extra money, Weasley? Hoping to be gamekeeper yourself when you leave Hogwarts, I suppose – that hut of Hagrid’s must seem like a palace compared to what your family’s used to.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “I do feel sorry for all those people who have to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas because they’re not wanted at home.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “You foul, lying, evil little cockroach!”

  • “Oh, it was Malfoy, I was thinking about him and I lost track of things!”― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “Weasley would like a signed photo, Potter. It’d be worth more than his family’s whole house.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “All right there, Scarhead?” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Not as surprised as I am to see you in a shop, Weasley. I suppose your parents will go hungry for a month to pay for all those.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute – in case you get too near a dementor.” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “Well, look who it is. Potty and the Weasel. I heard your father finally got his hands on some gold this summer, Weasley. Did your mother die of shock?” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “‘Look at the state of his robes,’ Malfoy would say in a loud whisper as Professor Lupin passed. He dresses like our old house elf.'” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “Or perhaps you can remember what your mother’s house stank like, Potter, and Weasley’s pigsty reminds you of it.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “We wanted to write another couple of verses! But we couldn’t find rhymes for fat and ugly.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “Now, do you really want to finish that sentence, Granger?" Draco Malfoy had slid out from behind the door, followed by Crabbe and Goyle. His pale, pointed face alight with malice.”― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “Someone's dead," said Malfoy, and his voice seemed to go up an octave as he said it. "One of your people...I don't know who, it was dark...I stepped over the body...I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way.”― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.”― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “But I got this far, didn’t I?” he said slowly. “They thought I’d die in the attempt, but I’m here . . . and you’re in my power. . . . I’m the one with the wand. . . . you’re at my mercy. . .”― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Funny Draco Malfoy Quotes

Funny Draco Malfoy Quotes
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Read these funny Draco Malfoy quotes that make you laugh uncontrollably.

  • “Oh, look, Potter, you got yourself a girlfriend!” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Training for the ballet, Potter?” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Why are you wearing glasses? (…) Reading? I didn’t know you could read.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “You’re gonna regret this! You and your bloody chicken!” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • Lupin: "Very good. A little louder please, and very clearly. Rid-di-kulus."
    Class: "Riddikulus!"
    Malfoy: "This class is ridiculous.” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • “Weasley, you weren’t thinking of wearing these, were you? I mean, they were very fashionable in about 1890.” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “What’d I tell you? Complete nutter.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “Ok, ok! I was gate crashing. Happy?” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “Excuse me, professor. Perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “The forest? I thought that was a joke! We can’t go in there, students aren’t allowed! And there are…. werewolves!” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Okay. Then I get Fang!” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Wait ’til my father hears about this! This is servant’s stuff!” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “You’ve picked the losing side, Potter! I warned you! I told you you ought to choose your company more carefully, remember? When we met on the train, first day at Hogwarts? I told you not to hang around with riffraff like this!” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “‘You’re joking, Weasley?’ said Malfoy, behind them. ‘You’re not telling me someone’s asked that to the ball? Not the long-molared Mudblood!'” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “‘Well, I can certainly see why we’re trying to keep them alive,’ said Malfoy sarcastically. ‘Who wouldn’t want pets that can burn, sting and bite all at once?'” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “Got your autograph books? Better get a signature now, because I doubt he’s going to be around much longer… half the Triwizard champions have died… how long d’you reckon you’re going to last, Potter? Ten minutes into the first task’s my bet.” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “Hey, Potter! Potter! How’s your head? You feeling all right? Sure you’re not going to go berserk on us?” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • Pansy Parkinson: "Does it hurt terribly, Draco?"
    Malfoy: "It comes and it goes. Still, I consider myself lucky. If it wasn’t for Madame Pomfrey, another minute or two and I could have lost my arm; couldn’t possibly do any homework for weeks.” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • “Weasley cannot save a thing,
    He cannot block a single ring,
    That’s why Slytherins all sing:
    Weasley is our King.
    Weasley was born in a bin,
    He always lets the Quaffle in,
    Weasley will make sure we win,
    Weasley is our King.
    Weasley is our King,
    Weasley is our King,
    He always lets the Quaffle in,
    Weasley is our King.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  • (after getting punched by Hermione) “Quick! Not a word to anyone! Understood?” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “‘I’m not afraid!’ snarled Malfoy, though he still made no move to hurt Dumbledore. ‘It’s you who should be scared!'” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince [book"

  • “Then I’m going to drag them off to look at racing brooms, I don’t see why the first years can’t have their own. I think I’ll bully father into getting me one and I’ll smuggle it in somehow.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Father says it’s a crime if I’m not picked to play for my house, and I must say, I agree.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • (about Hagrid) “I heard he’s a sort of savage – lives in a hut in the school grounds and every now and then he gets drunk, tries to do magic and ends up setting fire to his bed.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “But we don’t feel like leaving, do we, boys? We’ve eaten all our food, and you still seem to have some.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “Imagine being in Hufflepuff. I think I’d leave. Wouldn’t you?” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “I’d be careful if I were you, Potter. Unless you’re a bit politer, you’ll go the same way as your parents. They didn’t know what was good for them, either. You hang around with riffraff like the Weasleys and that Hagrid, and it’ll rub off on you.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team? It’s people they feel sorry for. See, there’s Potter, who’s got no parents, then there’s the Weasleys, who’ve got no money – you should be on the team, Longbottom, you’ve got no brains.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

  • “‘Everyone queue up!’ Malfoy roared to the crowd. ‘Harry Potter’s giving out signed photos!'” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Jealous? Of what? I don’t want a foul scar right across my head, thanks. I don’t think getting your head cut open makes you that special, myself.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • “Be careful, Weasley. You don’t want to start any trouble or your mummy’ll have to come and take you away from school.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter Draco Malfoy Quotes

Harry Potter Draco Malfoy Quotes
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Here are some Draco Malfoy quotes you might never hear before.

  • “Of course, if it was me, I’d have done something before now. I wouldn’t be staying in school like a good boy, I’d be out there looking for him.” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “Maybe you’d rather not risk your neck. Want to leave it to the dementors, do you? But if it was me, I’d want revenge. I’d hunt him down myself.” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic? And he’s supposed to be our teacher!” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “The dementors send their love, Potter!” - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • “‘And there’s the picture, Weasley!’ said Malfoy, flipping the paper over and holding it up. ‘A picture of your parents outside their house – if you can call it a house! Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight, couldn’t she?'” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “Imagine them not even getting his name right, Weasley. It’s almost as though he’s a complete nonentity, isn’t it?” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “Don’t you dare insult my mother, Potter.” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “‘Want one, Granger?’ said Malfoy, holding out a badge to Hermione. ‘I’ve got loads. But don’t touch my hand, now. I’ve just washed it, you see; don’t want a Mudblood sliming it up.'” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “‘Take this thing for a walk?’ he repeated in disgust, staring into one of the boxes. ‘And where exactly are we supposed to fix the leash? Around the sting, the blasting end, or the sucker?'” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • “You see, I, unlike you, have been made a Prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “But you like the Weasleys, don’t you, Potter? Spend holidays there and everything, don’t you? Can’t see how you stand the stink, but I suppose when you’ve been dragged up by Muggles, even the Weasley’s hovel smells OK–” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “And as for Potter… my father says it’s a matter of time before the ministry has him carted off to St. Mungo’s… apparently they’ve got a special ward for people whose brains have been addled by magic.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “Tell me, how does it feel being second-best to Weasley, Potter?” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “So even if that overgrown moron does show up again, he’ll probably be sent packing straight away.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “I’ve never seen a worse Keeper… but then he was born in a bin… did you like my lyrics, Potter?” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “You’re going to pay. I’m going to make you pay for what you’ve done to my father…” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “You’re dead, Potter.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “Of course, it’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “What’s that Weasley’s riding?’ Malfoy called in his sneering drawl. ‘Why would anyone put a Flying Charm on a moldy old log like that?'” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “Well, just watch yourself, Potter, because I’ll be dogging your footsteps in case you step out of line.” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “New Head, new times… Be good now, Potty… Weasel King…” - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • “You’d better hurry up, they’ll be waiting for ‘the Chosen Captain’ — ‘The Boy Who Scored’— whatever they call you these days.” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “If you’re wondering what the smell is, Mother, a Mudblood just walked in.” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “I don’t need your help! Don’t you understand? I have to do this! I have to kill you… or he’s gonna kill me!” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “You don’t know what I’m capable of,” said Malfoy more forcefully. “You don’t know what I’ve done!” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “‘I haven’t got any options!’ said Malfoy, and he was suddenly white as Dumbledore. ‘I’ve got to do it! He’ll kill me! He’ll kill my whole family!'” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers.” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Best Draco Malfoy Quotes

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Don't miss reading these Draco Malfoy quotes that make your love for Draco bigger.

  • “I mean, I might not even be at Hogwarts next year, what’s it matter to me if some fat old has-been likes me or not?” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “Defense Against the Dark Arts – it’s all just a joke, isn’t it, an act? Like any of us need protecting against the Dark Arts –” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “Looks like you’ll have to break it, then, because I don’t need your protection! It’s my job, he gave it to me and I’m doing it, I’ve got a plan and it’s going to work, it’s just taking a bit longer than I thought it would.” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “I might have – er – moved on to bigger and better things.” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “When the Dark Lord takes over, is he going to care how many O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s anyone’s got? Of course he isn’t… It’ll be all about the kind of service he received, the level of devotion he was shown.” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “Don’t you dare talk to my mother like that, Potter!” - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • “I virtually lived in the Room of Hidden Things all last year.” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • “I’m Draco Malfoy, I’m Draco, I’m on your side!” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • “That’s my wand you’re holding, Potter.” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • “Stand back. Line up against the back wall. Don’t try anything, or I’ll kill you!” - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • “Most of the time, I think you have to make a choice— at a certain point— of the man you want to be. And I will tell you at that time, you need a parent or a friend. And if you’ve learnt to hate your parent by then and you have no friends… then you’re all alone. And being alone— that’s so hard.” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

  • “Arthur Weasley loves Muggles so much he should snap his wand in half and go and join them. You’d never know the Weasleys were pure-bloods, the way they behave.” - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • Malfoy: "Flipendo! Keep up, old man."
    Harry: "We’re the same age, Draco."
    Malfoy: "I wear it better.” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play
  • “I don’t care what you did or who you saved, you are a constant curse on my family, Harry Potter.” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

  • “We can hug, too, if you like…” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

  • “It is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy. I will always be suspected. There is no escaping the past. I never realized, though, that by hiding him away from this gossiping, judgmental world, I ensured that my son would emerge shrouded in worse suspicion than I ever endured.” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

  • “And being alone– that’s so hard. I was alone. And it sent me to a truly dark place. For a long time, Tom Riddle was a lonely child. You may not understand, Harry, but I do…” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

  • “You– the three of you– you shone, you know? You liked each other. You had fun. I envied those friendships more than anything else.” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

  • “We haven’t become anything – we simply are as we are.” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

  • “Hermione Granger, I’m being bossed around by Hermione Granger. And I’m mildly enjoying it.” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

  • Harry: "What did you want to do?"
    Malfoy: "Quidditch. But I wasn’t good enough. Mainly, I wanted to be happy.” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play

More than 120 Draco Malfoy quotes are collected by Tripboba to make Potterhead, especially for Draco fans like you happy. We hope you can find your favorite quotes as a reminder for this great bully character in the Harry Potter franchise.

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