120 Top Internet Quotes That Are Relatable!

Internet Best Friend Quotes

Thanks to the internet, now we can have and communicate with our new friends worldwide. Here are some internet quotes about online friends.

• “I do have friends. Maybe they live hundreds of miles away from me, and maybe I can only talk to them through a screen, but they're still my friends.” ― Francesca Zappia, Eliza and Her Monsters

• “The coolest thing about fandom is the friendships made along the way with people who share your passions.” ― Jacquelyn Middleton, London Belongs to Me

• “You’re going to bed, I’m just waking up. You say Namoi, I say hello. You have blonde hair, I’m a brunette. We’re both artists with different interpretations, staying up late to talk to each other. Those differences and similarities are what makes our friendship so special” ― Lidia Longorio, Hey Humanity

• “It’s knowing the world might be a trash fire, but it’s less trash when there are people to help navigate the darkness. Friendship is messy. Hard. Infuriating. Awesome. Fragile. Durable. Impossible. Worth it. Always worth it.” ― Marisa Kanter, What I Like About You

• “One night, he posed the question: Does your husband mind that you are chatting with me? New York Times Magazine, LIVES” ― Lisa K Friedman

• “Friends are a strange, volatile, contradictory, yet sticky phenomenon. They are made, crafted, shaped, molded, created by focused effort and intent. And yet, true friendship, once recognized, in its essence is effortless.” — Vera Nazarian

• “We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young.” – Letty Cottin Pogrebin

• “Everyone you meet knows something you don’t know but need to know. Learn from them.” – C.G. Jung

• “Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.” – Rod Mckuen

• “There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound.” — Diana Cortes

• "I don't really use YouTube that much. I am a very Internet-oriented person, but I'm more of a Twitter freak - I'm always on Twitter. Or chatting with friends." - Rebecca Black

• "I have always had stuff on the Internet. Way back in the Myspace days, I had a lot of friends on Myspace. And it is just all about, like, networking - contacting people and showing people, like, your mind." - Kreayshawn

• "I was stuck at home in bed with me and got more and more involved with the Internet. I used it to keep in contact with friends and to make sure I was up to date with everything that was going on in the world." - Benjamin Cohen

• "People spend hours constantly checking and tweeting and Facebooking. And it's cool to check up on your friends and see what's going on in the world, but it's not cool to spend five hours of your day on the computer looking at the Internet." - Ty Segall

• "Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet." - Jay Asher

• "Sometimes, the people who are thousands of miles from you can make you feel better than people right beside you." - Unknown

• "It's beautiful to know that behind every monitor there is a friend that  laughs with you, cries with you, and is happy with you." - Unknown

• "Friendship's warmth is felt even if it's through a keyboard." - Unknown

Internet Love Quotes

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Not only friends but a soulmate can also be found behind the monitor. Here are some internet quotes about online relationship.

• "We all look for love in all the wrong places like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & other social sites. " - Sam Marcellin

• "I need Google in my brain and anti-virus in the heart." - Unknown

• "Even though we're miles apart, the internet connects our hearts." - Unknown

• "Let's be real, there's nothing wrong in a distant relationship that is honest but we must live in a realistic fact that phone calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing... I mean nothing beats seeing someone in person!! " - Kemmy Nola

• "If someone truly loves you, distance is not a problem. It's just the power of making love grow each day." - Unknown

• "Hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you." - Unknown

• "Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls and feelings become status updates." - Unknown

• "I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest until I hear 3 little words, "You've got mail." I hear nothing, not a sound on the streets of New York. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail...from you." - You've Got Mail

• "Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body." - Max Brooks

• "I met that person online that truly took my heart away." - Unknown

• “It's proper netiquette to send a lot of messages to matches on internet dating websites.” ― David Paul Chiles

• “Online dating is a lot like picking out a vacuum cleaner: There is a great selection. They all look like they would be a good fit, they may not be exactly what the manufacturer promises, some may have already been used and returned, there are strings attached, and some come at a high cost. ” ― Germany Kent

• "Falling in love through internet is falling in love with the idea of being loved." - Marciel Consolacion

• "Can you fall for someone you have never met?" - Unknown

• "I don't think social media ruins relationships. Dishonesty and sneakiness does." - Unknown

• "Don't cheapen your relationship by talking about its problems in social media." - Unknown

• "A relationship should be between two people, not the whole world." - Unknown

• "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may update your Facebook status." - Unknown

• "You're so hot. I'd Instagram you without a filter." - Unknown

Internet Marketing Quotes

Getting a business found online is as simple as a single "click now!" Below are some internet quotes about online marketing.

• "If you make customers unhappy in the physical world, they might each tell 6 friends. If you make customers unhappy on the Internet, they can each tell 6,000 friends." - Jeff Bezos

• "Online is old news. Online in social media is today’s news … Social media is not a subset of the internet. Social media is the internet." — Sean Case

• "Opportunities in social media marketing seem boundless; the best do not seek to disrupt conversations but to integrate — to add something useful and compelling." — Nuri Djavit

• "Good content isn’t about good storytelling. It’s about telling a true story well." — Ann Handley

• "A blog with a business backend (i.e. products to sell and a method to sell them) is the key to a six-figure income as a blogger." — David Risley

• "The internet affords a level of relationship with consumers hitherto unfathomable." — Lucas Donat

• "Companies are rushing headlong into content today, and rightly so. It’s a battle to get noticed online amidst the noise and crowds." — Adam Audette

• "Marketing is telling the world you’re a rock star. Content Marketing is showing the world you are one." — Robert Rose

• "The three essential elements of an effective SEO are effective communication, useful information and high quality backlinks." — SEO Refugee

• "What makes content engaging is relevancy." — Gail Goodman

• "Care about your customers more than about yourself, and you’ll do well." — Derek Sivers

• "Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale." — Chris Brogan

• "Running with the herd is not always a great idea; be unique, and the links will come." — Debra Mastaler

• "Your top of the funnel content must be intellectually divorced from your product but emotionally wed to it." — Joe Chernov

• "Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue." — Andrew Davis

• "Marketing is really just about sharing your passion." — Michael Hyatt

• "A blog is only as interesting as the interest shown in others." — Lee Odden

• "Just as you don’t need to be on every single TV channel, I don’t believe a brand needs to be on every single social media one in a big way." — Shiv Singh

• "Sell-sell-sell sales methods simply do not work on social media." — Kim Garst

• "Authenticity, honesty, and personal voice underlie much of what’s successful on the Web." — Rick Levine

• "The Internet makes money for you when you build something that is real and when it matters to people!" — Darren Rowse

• "Connect, create meaning, make a difference, matter, be missed." — Seth Godin

• "It’s much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than by doubling your traffic." — Jeff Eisenberg

• "Content is king, but marketing is queen, and runs the household." — Gary Vaynerchuk

• "You have to start with the basic premise that you need to know what your competition is doing." — Guy Kawasaki

• "Today it’s not about ‘get the traffic’ — it’s about ‘get the targeted and relevant traffic.’" — Adam Audette

• "Never forget social media is for reach but email is for revenue." — Bryan Eisenberg

• "Nothing influences people more than a recommendation from a trusted friend." — Mark Zuckerberg

• "Create something people want to share." — John Jantsch

• "Selling stuff is easy. All you gotta do is give away stuff that makes people happy …and then sell stuff that makes ’em even happier." — Frank Kern

Funny Internet Quotes

To make you laugh, read some of these internet quotes below if you are not living under the rocks.

• "There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link." - Unknown

• "If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high-speed Internet." - Unknown

• "My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from." - Unknown

• "Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly." - Unknown

• "Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net." - Unknown

• "Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet." - Unknown

• "Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet." - Unknown

• "If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!" - Unknown

• "Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people." - Unknown

• "Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day." - Unknown

• "Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library." - Unknown

• "Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet." - Unknown

• "The internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door." - Unknown

• "Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant." - Mitchell Kapor

• "Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam." - Charles Stross

• "If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up." - Dorothy Gambrell

• "It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway, but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko

• "The internet always proving that you're not quite as special as you suspected." - Robin Sloan

• "Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly." - Roger Eber

So, after reading all of these internet quotes, which one is related to you the most? From these quotes, we hope that you can do something positive with the internet, not get consumed by it, for the sake of your and other people's life.