35+ Iconic JoJo Quotes All Fans Need to Know!

Funny Valentine Quotes JoJo and Other Characters’ Quotes

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In this section, we’re not only sharing JoJo quotes by the character Funny Valentine, but also JoJo quotes from other characters as well.

• “Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’.” – Funny Valentine

• “You’re god damn right! Everything worked out according to the plan… From the very beginning! (I just got lucky, but thinking I outsmarted him will drive Kars nuts).” – Joseph Joestar

• “Well, if I’m gonna be sitting around for 30 minutes, I’ve got nothing better to do. Best place to wait is right in front of Lisa Lisa’s door. And if my eye just happens to wander near the keyhole… Niiiiiice.” – Joseph Joestar

• “Well, my arms are folded and my eyes are closed, this is a victory laugh, Esidisi. You lost today because you snoozed for 2000 years.” – Joseph Joestar

• “You’ve got to say something more like this before you get revenge. My name is Jean-Pierre Polnareff. For my sister’s honor, and so that my friend Avdol can rest in peace… I’m going to hurl you into the depths of despair!” – Jean Pierre

• “The ultimate being embodies the powers of each and every living thing, all lives gather as one. And… How beautiful it shines! Truly the most wonderful thing I have ever beheld… I have finally, finally tamed the sun!” – Kars

Jojo Dio Quotes

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Here are Tripboba’s picks on JoJo quotes by the character Dio Brando:

• “Jojo, being human means having limits. I’ve learned something. The more carefully you scheme, the more unexpected events come along.” – Dio

• “For seven years, I have to make nice with that buffoon. But now that I am of age, it is time for my plan to reach its fruition. At long last, the Joestar fortune will be mine. And Devil take anyone who tries to stop me.” – Dio

• “So, this is the brat I must usurp. He wears his heart on his sleeve and is quick to anger...This pampered fool is nothing for the likes of Dio Brando!” – Dio

• “I shall give you a chance. Go down two steps and I’ll let you join my side again. But if you’d rather die, than climb those stairs.” – Dio

• “Most men’s hearts are restrained by mortal, recoiling in fear from the fabulous fruits of evil. But some do not constrain themselves to the mortality and its tyranny. They are the Vanguard. Serve me, Jack the Ripper. Submit yourself to me, and I shall give powers beyond your belief. I ask for only one thing in return.” – Dio

• “Are you really trying to shoot me? I like you. At the moment you tried to kill me you weren’t sweating, and your breathing was even. You were absolutely calm, as I’d expect from Hol Horse.” – Dio

• “Go out there and take this useless world for all you can get.” – Dio

• “I despise all mongrels. They don’t scare me, I just can’t stand them fawning over the unworthy. So, keep your mangy mutt away from me, Joestar!” – Dio

• “Know this. I may be your guest in your home but I’m not one to be trifled with. In all things, I am number one! Look down upon me and you will regret it!” – Dio