40 Amazing Festivus Quotes That Live Rent-Free in The Strike Fans’ Heads

Happy Festivus Quotes

Here are some creative Festivus quotes to brighten your day.

• "Happy Festivus! Those close to me know I celebrate Festivus every year. The sheet cake is done and the Festivus pole is up. I’ve been training for the feats of strength. I’ve got some problems with you folks and you’re going to her about it! How do you celebrate Festivus?" — Eddie Gossage

• "Festivus Yes! Bagels No!" — Unknown

• "airing of grievances for sure! Happy Festivus!" — Debbie Fletcher

• “Happy Festivus, SEC! We’ve got a lot of problems with you people." — College Football

• “I think this child just had an "airing of grievances" session with Kris Kringle and I don't think it went well. Happy Festivus!" —  Oopsie Whoopsie

• “The Festivus pole is erected.  Happy Festivus for the rest of us!!!” —Austin C. Garber II

• “You: Merry Christmas Eve Eve | Me, an intellectual: Happy Festivus” — Bobby Catalano

• “Happy #Festivus! Let’s air some grievances and show off those feats of strength!” — Breweries in PA

• “Happy Festivus! We begin Festivus with the airing of grievances. Where to begin with the Mets??” — Tim Reilly

• "It's Fectivus miracle!" — Unknown

Quotes About Festivus

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Here are some Festivus quotes you will love.

• "The tradition of festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now, you're gonna hear about it!" — Frank Costanza

• "You're not the only one improving yourself. I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel *vigorous*."— Frank Costanza

• “You saying you want a piece of me?” — Frank Costanza

• "They don't want us there, so we're going." — Frank Costanza

• "You have no eye for fashion!" — Frank Costanza

• "Jerry: Happy Festivus. | Kramer: What's Festivus? | Jerry: When George was growing up his father... | George: Stop it. It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist."

• "Frank: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. | Kramer: Is there a tree? | Frank: No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

• “Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. | Kramer: What happened to the doll? | Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us. | Kramer: That must have been some kind of doll. | Frank: She was."

• "Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it." — Frank Costanza

• George Costanza: Festivus, Sir. And, uh, I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs. They drove my family out of Bayside, Sir! | Kruger: Are you making all this up, too? | George Costanza: Oh, no, Sir. Festivus is all too real. And... I could prove it - if I had to."

 Those are 40 interesting Festivus quotes you will always remember. Feel free to share this post to The Strike fans!