40 Best Blazing Saddles Quotes from the American Comedy Film

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• Reverend Johnson: "Oh Lord! Do we have the strength to pull off this mighty task in one night...or are we just jerking off?

• Mongo: "Mongo only pawns in the game of life."

• Hedley Lamarr: "If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge, that his very appearance would drive them out of town. {Looks out to the audience} Well, where would I find such a man? Why am I asking YOU?"

• Lili Von Shtupp: "Hello handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show."

• Jim the Waco Kid: "That little Bastard shot me right in the ass!"

• Bart: "He was nothing, the bitch was inventing the Candy Gram and they probably won't even give me credit for it."

• Taggart: "We'll head them off at the pass!"

• Hedley Lamarr: "My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives...."

• Lyle: "Come on, boys. Where's your spirit? I don't hear any singing. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a gold ole nigger work song?"

• Bart: "I get no kick from champagne." [back up singers vocalize] "Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all So tell me why should it be true That I get a belt out of you." [back up singers throw some rhythm into it] "Some get a kick from cocaine."

• Lyle: "Hold it, hold it. What the hell is that shit? I meant a song. A real song. Something like, "Swing low Sweet chariot." [the workers don't have a clue] Don't know that one, huh? How about "De Camptown Ladies"?"

• Lyle: Yeah. You know. "De Camptown ladies sing this song Doo dah doo dah De Camptown race is five miles long Oh the doo-dah day" [joined by all his cohorts] "Going to run all night, going to run all day I'd wage my money on a bobtail nag Somebody bet on the bay Going to run all night, going to run all day I wage my money on a bobtail nag -- " [GUNSHOT in the distance]"

• Jim the Waco Kid: "Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled."

• Buddy Bizarre: "What the hell are you doing here? This is a closed set!"

• Taggart: "Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks! [draws back to punch him in the face]"

• Jim the Waco Kid: "[to Bart, after the old woman insults him] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny?" "Make yourself at home?" "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know...morons."

• Lili Von Shtupp: "Here I stand, the goddess of desire. Set men on fire. I have this power. Morning, noon, and night is drink and dancing Some quick womanizing, And then a show. Stage-door Johnnies constantly surround me. They always hound me With bone Webquest. Who can satisfy their lustful habit? I'm not a wabbit! I need some weeeeeeeeeeee -- eeeeeeeeeeeeest. I'm tired, sick, and tired of love. I've had my fill of love From below and above. Tired, tired of being admired Tired of love uninspired Let's face it, I'm tired. I've been with thousands of men Again and again. They promise the moon They're always coming and going and going and coming And always too soon. Wight, girls? I'm tired, tired of playing the game. Ain't it a crying shame? I'm so tired. Goddammit, I'm exhausted."

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• "And she says in her German accent, 'Is it true what they say about you people?' And Cleavon says, 'I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm."

• "You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."

• I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull d*kes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers, and Methodists!

• Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!

• God damn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar whore.

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• “Gentlemen, affairs of state must take precedence over… affairs of state.” – Bart

• “Chewing gum online, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.” – Hedley Lamarr 

• “My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives….” – Hedley Lamarr

• “I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.” – Hedley Lamarr

• “There might be a legal precedent. Land snatching. L-l-land. See snatch.”- Hedley Lamarr

• “Hello handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?” – Lili Von Shtupp

•  “Tell me, ‘Tex ma’am,’ are you in show business? Well then why don’t you get your friggin' feet off the stage!”- Lili Von Shtupp

• “A wed wose… how womantic.” – Lili Von Shtupp

• “Why don’t you, uh…loosen your bullets?” – Lili Von Shtupp

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