40 Best Joker Quotes: Get Inside DC’s Supervillain Mind with These Lines

The best Joker quotes

Best Joker quotes of all time

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• “Why so serious?” ― The Joker

• “The worst part of having a mental illness is that people expect you to behave as if you don't” ― Joker

• “Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker” ― Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum

• “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.” -The Joker

• “Laugh and the world laughs with you!” ― Grant Morrison

• “It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?” ― Grant Morrison

• “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes Power.” ― The Joker

• “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?” ― Joaquin Phoenix

• “I just hope my death makes more cents than my life” ― Joaquin Phoenix

Best Joker quotes The Dark Knight (Best Heath Ledger Joker quotes)

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• “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “As you know, madness is like gravity...all it takes is a little push.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “‎"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos...” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “What doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger!” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “They Laugh At me Because I'm Different. I laugh At Then Because The're all the same” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “Their morals, their code; it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. You'll see- I'll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They'll eat each other. See I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “And...here...we...go...” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city!” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “Uh... half.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

• “Madness, as you know. Is like Gravity. All it takes is a little push.” ― The Joker - Heath Ledger

Best Joker quotes from comics

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• "In my dream the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly a small light glowed, a candle flickered into life. Symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out." - Shadow of the Bat #37

• "Kid, I'm the Joker. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's funny." - Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader?

• "You think it all breaks down into symbolism and structures and hints and clues. No, Batman, that's just Wikipedia. You actually believed all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days of drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?" - Batman #681

• "If the police expect to play against the Joker, they'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!" - Batman #1

• (to Judge Drake) "You can't win anyway... You see, I hold the winning card!" - Batman #1

• "Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!" - Batman #1

• "I'm not mad at all! I'm just differently sane!!" - Batman and Robin #13

• "If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!" - Batman: Dark Detective

• (to Batman) "Quick question: When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?" - Batman: The Long Halloween

• "Every clown loves kids, captain. Just ask Sarah Essen-Gordon. Oh, that's right, you can't!" - Gotham Central #15

• "I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled, kids!!!! Now get me Santa Claus!" - Batman #655

• "If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!" - Dreadful Birthday Dear Joker

• "Both of us trying to find meaning in a meaningless world! Why be a disfigured outcast when I can be a notorious Crime God? Why be an orphaned boy when you can be a superhero?" - Batman #663

• "You can't kill me without becoming like me! I can't kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn't it IRONIC?" - Batman #663