40+ Best Ron Burgundy Quotes to Make You Laugh
Aug 16, 2021 03:30 PM
Tripboba.com - Anchorman is a film about Ron Burgundy, a 1970s news anchorman in San Diego. Played by none other than Will Ferrell, the character of Ron Burgundy became legendary for his lines.
Every quote in the film uttered by the character is either an insane non-sequitur, a hilarious joke, a set-up for a later payoff, or a reward to a previous set-up.
If you want to get some inspiration or just wanting to share the quotes, here we've compiled the best Ron Burgundy Quote for you.
Famous Ron Burgundy Quotes

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- “It’s
a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way… Brian, I’m
gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.” - Ron
Burgundy Quotes
- “Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand… Just
watch out for the guns, they’ll getcha.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Discovered
by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in
German means ‘a whale’s vagina’.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “What? You
pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d
you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.” - Ron Burgundy
Quotes
- “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “I’m
a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal
and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a
small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.” - Ron
Burgundy Quotes
- “It’s so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice.” - Ron Burgundy Quote
Best Ron Burgundy Quotes

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- "They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time." - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- "Well,
I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship
that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- "Discovered
by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in
German means a whale’s vagina." - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- "You’re watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee" - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “You
know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. You’re so wise. You’re like a
miniature Buddha, covered with hair.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “I’m not
quite sure how to put this, but…I’m kind of a big deal…I’m very
important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of
rich mahogany.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Well, I could be wrong, but I
believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during
the Civil War era.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Okay, before we start,
let’s go over the ground rules. No touching of the hair or face. And
that’s it. Now, fight!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
Ron Burgundy Funny Quotes

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- “OK
before we start, let’s go over the ground-rules … No touching of the
hair or face … And THAT’S IT. Now FIGHT!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Mmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “It’s terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Hello?
Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you?
Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee… Is this Wilt Chamberlain?
Have the courage to say something! Hello?” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “It’s terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Mmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “I
don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.
I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment
smells of rich mahogany.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “You stay classy, San Diego. I’m Ron Burgundy?” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
Ron Burgundy One Liners

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- “By the beard of Zeus!” – Ron Burgundy
- “Son of a bee-sting!” – Ron Burgundy
- “Knights of Columbus, that hurt!” – - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Sweet Lincoln’s mullet!” – Ron Burgundy
- “It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.” – Ron Burgundy
- “Don’t act like you’re not impressed.” – - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “You look like a blueberry.” – Ron Burgundy
- "I’m in a glass case of emotion!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “You stay classy, San Diego. I’m Ron Burgundy?" - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- "You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney." - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- "You Stay Classy, San Diego.” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “Knights of Columbus, that hurt!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
- “By the Hammer of Thor!” - Ron Burgundy Quotes
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