40 Christmas Movie Quotes to Keep Your Christmas Warm!

40 Christmas Movie Quotes to Keep Your Christmas Warm!
Christmas Movie Quotes - Photo by mikegi from Pixabay

Tripboba.com - Only happen once a year, Christmas should be a special day when you are able to meet your family and have a movie night which is such a rare occasion due to your busy schedule.

Some of you might have your favorite Christmas movie quotes stuck in your mind that always come first when you want to make a Christmas card to your beloved buddies or the love of your life. Could you share your favorite Christmas movie quotes on this page?

But, before anything, let Tripboba share our compilation about Christmas movie quotes so you may get inspired or maybe it will become your next favorite Christmas movie quotes.

What are they? Let's check them out!

Funny Christmas Movie Quotes

Christmas Movie Quotes - Photo by Jill Wellington from Pixabay

  • "Last year I asked for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box." – Unknown
  • "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if it runs out I'll drink the red." – Elf
  • "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing out loud for all to hear!" – Elf
  • "I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands." – Elf
  • "I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you, and my tongue swells up. So... do you want to eat food?" – Elf
  • "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup." – Elf
  • "It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture." – Elf
  • "Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop." – Elf

Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes

Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes
Christmas Movie Quotes - Photo by Jill Wellington from Pixabay

  • "Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see." – The Polar Express
  • "Eat my rubber!" – Clark Griswold
  • "This isn't charity; it's family." – Clark Griswold
  • "I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping." – Ellen Griswold
  • "Mom? This box is meowing." Rusty Griswold
  • "Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?" – Clark Griswold
  • "What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?" – Grandpa Art
  • "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas." – Clark Griswold
  • "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." – Uncle Lewis
  • "Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!!" – Clark Griswold
  • "Save the neck for me, Clark." – Cousin Eddie
  • "It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room." – Clark Griswold
  • "Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?" – Audrey Griswold
  • "Well, I'm gonna park the cars and get the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season." – Clark Griswold
  • "Hurry up, Clark. I'm freezing my baguettes off." – Art Smith

Best Christmas Movie Quotes

Best Christmas Movie Quotes
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  • “Yes, it’s a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.” – Clark Griswold
  • “I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” – Ellen Griswold
  • “If you want to come in you’ll have to break down the goddamn door!” – Margo
  • “I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pyjamas.” – Audrey
  • “When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!” – Clark Griswold
  • “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air, and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” – Clark Griswold
  • “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” – Clark Griswold
  • “I love it here. You don’t gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place!” – Ruby Sue
  • “If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.” – Cousin Eddie
  • “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” – Clark Griswold
  • “You just march over there and slug that creep in the face.” – Margo

Classic Christmas Movie Quotes

Classic Christmas Movie Quotes
Christmas Movie Quotes - Photo by Couleur from Pixabay

  • "This is it! Don't Get Scared Now!" – Home Alone
  • "I'm eating junk and watching rubbish!" – Home Alone
  • "You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?" – Home Alone
  • "This is my house, I have to defend it." – Home Alone
  • "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people sho sold it on sale. Amen." – Home Alone
  • "Grace, put yourself down for a towel, too." – Scrooged
  • "If you touch me again, I'll rip your God damned wings off! Ok?" – Scrooged
  • "I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives." – Scrooged
  • "Mom, this is just the same dumb old parade as last year." – A Christmas Story
  • "I may be invisible, but I am not deaf!" – Scrooged


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