40+ Funny Friday Jokes to Welcome The Weekends With Laughter

40+ Funny Friday Jokes to Welcome The Weekends With Laughter
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Tripboba.com - No words can describe how excited you are welcoming this Friday. We can't wait for any longer from doing what we want to do! How do you plan your weekend? No matter what you do, add some fun to it! If you are looking for the funniest Friday jokes to caption your weekend, you've come to the right page!

Through this article, Tripboba will put your happiness in funny Friday jokes so it can make you excited even when it is still at the dawn of Friday. Let's check out the hilarious funny Friday jokes compile by Tripboba!

Funny Friday Jokes

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Spend your Friday with laughter so the night will come faster thank you think! Here are some Friday jokes to accompany your day!

  • "My only hope for sanity comes on a Friday before I had a beer and forget who I am." - Unknown
  • "It's Friday night and I have just updated my Facebook. Can you tell I'm married?" - Unknown
  • "Friday night out! Just joking, I've been rocking my pyjamas since 5 PM." - Unknown
  • "If you listen closely on a Friday night you can hear the ghost of 20-year-old me gasping at how lame 36-year-old me is for being in pyjamas by 7 PM." - Unknown
  • "Friday night. expectation: Parties, friends, and adventures. Reality: My bed, food, and my laptop." - Unknown
  • "Friday night! I have a date, with my bed...We're totally going to sleep together!" - Unknown
  • "Hello Friday night, I have been waiting for you." - Unknown
  • "I'm 70% nicer after 3 PM on Fridays." - Unknown
  • "It's Friday bitches! May your weekend be a haze and the pictures never be made public." - Unknown
  • "Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta, I say to myself as I lay my ass down in bed with a cup of tea at 9 PM on a Friday night." - Unknown
        

Its Friday Jokes

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It's Friday! Get your work done and step out the office! Here is a collection of Friday jokes to caption your day!

  • "Friday? Is that you? I can't believe how long it took for you to come back." - Unknown
  • "Pencils down. Close your books. It's Friday, and you deserve a break." - Unknown
  • "I wish every day was Friday; it is the start of a true week with two days of no work." - Unknown
  • "You can have anything in the world, but Friday is dedicated to drinking beer and partying." - Unknown
  • "How do you know it's Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts." - Unknown
  • "if I had one wish, it would be to remove Monday and replace it with a second Friday." - Unknown
  • "Evry teacher out there should do one thing this Friday: Send their students into the weekend inspired." - Unknown
  • "Thank God it's Friday. I can finally kick off my shoes and enjoy the good things in life." - Unknown
  • "I like to say the F word a lot. Friday is great. Friday is a day away." - Unknown
    "Nothing is worse than waking up on a Friday and realizing that it is only Wednesday." - Unknown
  • "The person that invented Thursday must not have worked a day in their life." - Unknown
  • "You may only be a day, but I think I love you. This is what I say every time I see Friday on the calendar." - Unknown
  • "The golden time of our lives always starts on a Friday. Whether we're in school or have a job, Fridays are awesome." - Unknown

Corny Friday Jokes

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These Friday jokes are totally for you who love corny jokes!

  • "Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don't work!" - Unknown
  • "Happy days start with a Friday and have a way of abruptly ending the moment you wake up on Monday morning." - Unknown
  • "Thursday, move out of my way and let Friday come already." - Unknown
    "Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired." - Unknown
  • "I couldn't be happier. It is Friday, and my life is filled with great family and friends that I love to share the day with." - Unknown
  • "Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle." - Unknown
  • "Happy Friday! Here's all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood." - Unknown
  • "Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast." - Unknown
  • "Friday is my second favourite F word. My first F is definitely the food." - Unknown
  • "Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in." - Unknown
  • "Well, slap me silly and call me darling, it is Friday! Good morning!" - Unknown
  • "Where can you buy soup in bulk? The stock market." - Unknown
  • "I've got my Friday, a smile on!" - Unknown
        

Black Friday Jokes

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Ready for this Black Friday sale? Read these Black Friday jokes to caption this week sale!

  • "Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have." - Unknown
  • "Your Kids better love what I got you for Christmas...because Mommy had to do unspeakable things on Black Friday to get it." - Unknown
  • "There really should be a 2-drink minimum required at the door of Toys R' US on Black Friday!" - Unknown
  • "Black Friday should actually be called The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crockpot." - Unknown
  • "I skip Black Friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff." - Unknown
  • "Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday." - Unknown
  • "Black Friday Survival: 1) Make a list; 2) Find someone crazy enough to battle the crowds; 3) Give them your list; 4) Sleep in." - Unknown
  • "Watching Black Friday fight videos and eating turkey leftovers is my favourite time of year." - Unknown
  • "Black Friday should be on 1,000 ways to die." - Unknown
  • "You think shopping for Black Friday is bad? You've clearly never shopped at Walmart before a hurricane!" - Unknown
  • "Who wants to put on bear costumes and tear apart the tents of people camping outside best buy for Black Friday?" - Unknown
  • "Black Friday is like the zombie apocalypse. Either you are one of them or you're hiding inside hoping your loved ones haven't been trampled." - Unknown
  • "I can't wait for Black Friday. Oh, I don't buy anything. I just enjoy watching people push and shove each other." - Unknown

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