Tripboba.com - Who hates inspirational quotes? Yes, you can see the following uninspirational quotes about life instead!
- "Childhood is forcing yourself to nap, adulthood is forcing yourself not to nap."
- "Some of my best friends are carbs."
- "As a child, I dreamt of flying cars but now all I want is a phone that does not think I'm trying to tell you to have a food day."
- "All I want to do is sleep and per dogs."
- "Working out is a great way to make your slow march towards death a little more attractive."
- "Sometimes I go into the bathroom and just check my phone and completely forget to pee."
- "I spend a lot of time thinking about how there isn't enough time to do everything and I end up running out of time to do anything."
- "All I want is the ability to do everything and the freedom to not do anything."
- "Monday hates you too."
- "Make a to-do list every single day. Always put accomplish none of my goals on the to-do list. That way, at the end of every day you will be able to say at least accomplished on task."
Funny Uninspirational Friday Quotes
Read these uninspirational quotes below and share them to your uninspired friends!
- "Everything is stupid and bad."
- "If you are alone on Valentine's Day it's probably just because nobody likes you."
- "Don't worry, but also don't be happy."
- "We all hate your outfit, but we are all too afraid to tell you."
- "Everything is bad and everyone is dumb."
- "No one cares about your stupid opinion."
- "It's a beautiful day to shut the fuck up."
- "Please don't talk to me until I have had enough coffee to kill me."
- "I'm allergic to you talking to me before noon."
- "I would love if you were pizza."
- "You are way more interesting when I'm drunk."