40+ Iconic a Christmas Story Quotes that We Will Always Remember

40+ Iconic a Christmas Story Quotes that We Will Always Remember
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Tripboba.com - A Christmas Story was an American Christmas comedy film in 1983. It was directed by Bob Clark and based on Jean Shepherd's semi-fictional anecdotes in his 1966 book "In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash." 

All nine-year-old Ralph "Ralphie" Parker needs Christmas is a Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model air rifle "a BB weapon". A Christmas Story narrates Ralphie's life in the days leading up to Christmas and his different attempts and resulting misfortunes to get the ideal holiday gifts.

If you have already watched that movie, you will remember all about a Christmas story quotes below, as Tripboba has compiled in this article. Are you curious? Let's check it out, and don't forget to take a note!

Quotes from a Christmas Story

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Here are some a Christmas story quote that you can pick one what's your favorite line from the movie.

  • "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out."
  • "I Triple-Dog-Dare Ya!"
  • "I Can't Put My Arms Down."
  • "Only One Thing In The World Could've Dragged Me Away From The Soft Glow Of Electric Sex Gleaming In The Window."
  • "Meatloaf, Meatloaf, Double Beetloaf. I Hate Meatloaf."
  • "He Looks Like A Deranged Easter Bunny."
  • "Only I Didn't Say 'Fudge.' I Said The Word, The Big One, The Queen-Mother Of Dirty Words, The 'F-Dash-Dash-Dash' Word!"
  • "Nadafinga!"
  • "Aaah! 'Fra-GEE-Lay!' It Must Be Italian!"
  • "He Had Yellow Eyes! So Help Me God! Yellow Eyes!"
  • "Schwartz Created A Slight Breach Of Etiquette By Skipping The Triple Dare And Going Right For The Throat!"
  • "In The Heat Of Battle, My Father Wove A Tapestry Of Obscenity, That As Far As We Know Is Still Hanging In Space Over Lake Michigan."
  • "Over The Years I Got To Be Quite A Connoisseur Of Soap."
  • "What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me."
  • "Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A Crummy Commercial?"

A Christmas Story Movie Quotes from Ralphie Parker

A Christmas Story Movie Quotes from Ralphie Parker
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This article presents you with famous quotes from Ralphie Parker. Scroll down to find out the favorite about a Christmas story quotes.

  • "Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man."
  • "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"
  • "He had yellow eyes! So help me God! Yellow eyes!"
  • "We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice."
  • "In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims."
  • "Another shot of mysterious, inexorable, official justice."
  • "Every family has a kid that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years."
  • "Of course. Santa. The big man. The head honcho. The connection."
  • "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
  • "Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught."
  • "It was the classic, mother BB-gun block. 'You'll shoot your eye out!'"
  • "Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."
  • "Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?"
  • "Only I didn't say, 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!"
  • "It was soap poisoning."

Famous Quotes from a Christmas Story

Famous Quotes from a Christmas Story
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Now, you can pick one which is your favorite line about a Christmas story quotes below.

  • "It's coming Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Hot damn, tonight!" – The Old Man
  • "Life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us."
  • “Scut Farkus, what a rotten name! We were trapped. There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes – so, help me, God – yellow eyes!" – Adult Ralphie.
  • "Now, I have heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master." – Adult Ralphie
  • "The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was.."
  • "Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." -Adult Ralphie.
  • "Only I didn't say fudge. I said the word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the F dash dash dash word."-Young and Adult Ralphie.

A Christmas Story Lamp Quotes

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Want to be nostalgic about a Christmas story? Here you can see the following a Christmas story quotes. 

  • "We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice."
  • "He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."
  • "Life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us."
  • "Every family has a kid who won't eat. My kid brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years!"
  • "Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire Goodyear revolved."
  • I didn't say "fudge". I said the word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
  • "Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people."
  • Oh! The theme I've been waiting for all my life. Listen to this sentence: "a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time". Poetry. Sheer poetry, Ralph! An A+!
  • That's all. Thank you for reading all about a Christmas story quotes above. Hope it will make you always remember a Christmas story movie. Last but not least, you can share a Christmas story quotes below with your friends! 


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