40 Iconic Austin Powers Quotes and One-liners

40 Iconic Austin Powers Quotes and One-liners
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Tripboba.com - Austin Powers was one of the funniest comedy film series of the '90s. It now has become one of the popular memes on the internet. If you’re a fan of the show, then you will like our collection of Austin Powers quotes.

Tripboba has gathered 40 Austin Powers quotes delivered by its characters like Austin and his father, Dr. Evil, and Fat Bastard. So, keep scrolling and pick your fave one-liners from the show!

Austin Powers funny quotes

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These are some of the best funny Austin Powers quotes that are so iconic.

  • "Are those, frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?" Dr. Evil
  • "What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you..."Austin Powers
  • "I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?"
  • "How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first?" Austin Powers
  • “Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.” Austin Powers
  • “No, this is me in a nutshell: help! I’m in a nutshell!” Austin Powers
  • “You’re the diet coke of evil." Dr. Evil
  • "They *ARE* after my lucky charms!” Paddy O’Brien
  • “I don’t kiss and tell." Austin Powers
  • “I’m Not Saying It’s Hot... But I’m pretty sure the thermometer reads ‘Satan’s Balls.’”
  • "Get in my belly!" Fat Bastard

Austin Powers Fat Bastard quotes

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Here are some Austin Powers quotes from the iconic obese character from the series.

  • “Here's my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. [Sniffs diaper] Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.” — Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
  • “First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. I'm not kidding I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Christ I'm getting all emotinoal from it, ya know?” — Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  • “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back.” — Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  • “Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you. I've got more chins than Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.” — Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  • “Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].” — Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  • “Come here I'm going to eat you. I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!” — Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
  • “Do you find me sexy? Ohhhh, look at my tit-ays.” — Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
  • “Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself? Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a maggot. I smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass. Ohh even stink would say that stinks. You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell cooking on each floor and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap.” — Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers Air quotes (Austin Powers Dr Evil quotes)

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From these Austin Powers quotes you can see how Dr. Evil delivers some of the best, most quotable, one-liners.

  • "Doctor evil! I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'mister,' thank you very much."
  • "Throw me a frickin' bone here!"
  • "Austin powers...he's the snake to my mongoose... Or the mongoose to my snake... Either way it's bad. I don't know animals. But I do know this: this time, it's personal."
  • "Why make trillions, when we can make...billions?"
  • "Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number two."
  • "The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin?"

Best Austin Powers quotes

  • "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!"
  • "Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations a through g were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H."
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen! [silence] no? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub..."
  • "Well don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein! Give your father a hug!"
  • "I like to see girls of that... Caliber?"
  • "It got weird, didn't it?"
  • "There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster!"
  • "Sh*t. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do - hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage, yeah? Good."

Austin Powers Goldmember quotes

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The following Austin Powers quotes are taken from its movie.

  • “How about you don't 'ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't.'” Dr. Evil
  • “Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.” Dr. Evil
  • “There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.” Nigel Powers
  • “Yeah, baby, yeah!” Austin Powers
  • Goldmember: “Hey, Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.” Dr. Evil: “How about, no! you crazy Dutch bastard!”
  • Nigel Powers: “Oh my god! You're a tripod.” Mini-Me: “[nods]”
  • Austin Powers: “Mole!” Basil Expedition: “Oh, shut up!”

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