43 Funny Swimming Pool Quotes and Sayings for Your Next Instagram Summer Caption

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes

• "When I dip, you dip, we dip!" - Freak Nasty

• "Keep calm and go swim." - Unknown

• "Swimming is normal for me. I’m relaxed. I’m comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It’s my home." - Michael Phelps

• "To have faith is to trust yourself to the water. When you swim you don’t grab hold of the water, because if you do you will sink and drown. Instead, you relax, and float." - Alan Watts

• "Water for me is so essential, like swimming." - Nastassja Kinski

• "I concentrate on preparing to swim my race and let the other swimmers think about me, not me about them." - Amanda Beard

• "Find me wherever the pool floats are." - Unknown

• "The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it." - Woodrow Wilson

• "A huge part of swimming for me is I love it, and it is so much fun." - Missy Franklin

• "Believe in yourself, not only in swimming but in life itself. You have to have an open mind. If you’re not enjoying it, don’t do it. Life’s too short." - Debbie Meyer

Swimming Pool Quotes and Sayings

• "This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is." - Dennis Rodman

• "Somehow I kept my head above water. I relied on the discipline, character, and strength that I had started to develop as that little girl in her first swimming pool." - Esther Williams

• "Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'" - Paul McCartney

• "Success is not two cars or a swimming pool. It's the approval of your peers." - Peter Finch

• "You know, I know a lot of lifeguards. Both my parents were lifeguards at a lake in El Paso, Texas. I was a lifeguard in a swimming pool in Portland, Ore. And I have known and met and befriended a number of oceangoing lifeguards in California where I live." - Sam Elliott

• "Ray Bradbury has a vacation house in Palm Springs, California, in the desert at the base of the Santa Rosa mountains. It's a Rat Pack-era affair, with a chrome-and-turquoise kitchen and a small swimming pool in back." - Sam Weller

• "Hollywood is loneliness beside the swimming pool." - Liv Ullmann

• "It feels like I'm in a swimming pool, and I am constantly trying to stay above water. Sometimes I feel like I'm slipping, and you try to come up for air, and that's how it is when looking for the next role." - Kym Whitley

• "I never saw film stars at home. We had no maid, no-cook, no swimming pool." - Natalie Wood

• "I was swimming in my swimming pool when 'The Secret Lovers' popped entirely into my head. I got out, dried off, went upstairs, and finished the book in about 50 days." - Charles McCarry

• "I cannot lie on the beach or by a swimming pool. I think I'm too Nordic to like a lot of relentless sun." - Sandi Toksvig

• "I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent." - Cedric Hardwicke

• "There is no more reason to pay for private education than there is to pay for a private swimming pool for those who do not use public facilities." - Albert Shanker

• "I'm sure, ever since I was really young, that happiness is not a bottle of champagne and a girl and a limousine and a swimming pool." - Stromae

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes and Sayings

• "Life is cool by the pool." - Unknown

• "Happiness consists of activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool." - John Mason Good

• "Swimming is probably the ultimate of burnout sports." - Diana Nyad

• "While I’m swimming, I sing songs in my mind." - Alexander Popov

• "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" - Steven Wright

• "I like to go for a walk or swimming or in the garden when I can. It's a busy kind of life, but I guess I'm lucky." - Brian May

• "All good writing is swimming underwater and holding your breath." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

• "A good swimmer is one who knows how to swim through the river of life without drowning." - Michael Bassey Johnson

• "Dance with the waves, move with the sea. Let the rhythm of the water set your soul free." - Christy Ann Martine

• "Swimming isn’t everything, winning is." - Mark Spitz

Summer Swimming Pool Quotes

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• "Time is a pool to swim and dream and create in." - Jay Woodman

• "Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." - Ralph Wando Emerson

• "Don’t wait for your ship to come in – swim out to it!" - Cathy Hopkins

• "I love figure skating, so I do that as often as I can. Other than that I just go to the gym or swim. I love swimming." - Jennette McCurdy

• "If you're a sailor, best not know how to swim. Swimming only prolongs the inevitable, if the sea wants you and your time has come." - James Clavell

• "Life is better when you're swimming." - Unknown

• "I can't control what everyone else swims but if all goes well I know there are no limits." - Leisel Jones

• "And we’ll all float on okay." - Modest Mouse

• "A pool just isn't the same as the ocean. It has no energy. No life." - Linda Gerber