45 Best Bojack Horseman Quotes That Bring You Back to Memory Lane

Best Bojack Horseman Quotes

• "There is no other side." - Bojack 

• "Before I leaped, I should have seen the view from halfway down." - Bojack

• "I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures." - Bojack

• "You turn yourself around. That's what it’s all about." - Bojack

• "Also, in my version, she is Gay." - Bojack

• "Because he is so nice, people don't want to think he is capable of awful things. So they let him off the hook." - Diane

• "Life is a b*tch and then you die, right?" - Bojack

• "Sometimes life is a b*tch and then you keep living." - Diane

• "I need you to tell me that I'm a good person." - Bojack

• "He is so stupid, he doesn't realize how miserable he should be." - Bojack

• "When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags." - Wanda

• "It get easier." - Bojack

• "Same thing that always happens. You didn't know me and then you fell in love with me. And now, you know me." -Bojack

• "I need to go take shower so I can't tell if I'm crying or not." - Bojack

• "I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!" - Bojack

• "No one watches the show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already." - Bojack

Bojack Horseman Deep Quotes

• "We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less." - Bojack

• "Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone." - Bojack

• "I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it." - Bojack

• "Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled." - Bojack

• "Before I leaped, I should have seen the view from halfway down." - Bojack

• "Either you know what you want and then you don't get what you want, or you get what you want and then you don't know what you want." - Bojack

• "There’s no deep down. I believe that all we are is what we do." - Bojack

• "Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions." - Unknown

• "Sometimes I feel like my whole life is just a series of loosely-related wacky misadventures." - BoJack

• "You are all the things that are wrong with you." - Todd

• "I don’t know how you expect me to love you when you so clearly hate yourself." - Princess Carolyn

• "You gotta get your shit together. So you took some licks, but you're gonna bounce back! Because you're talented, you're smart and damn it, you're good." - Bojack

• "My life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself." - BoJack

• "I’m at a place where I don’t need to grow as a person and can constantly surround myself with sycophants and enablers until I die tragically young." - Sarah Lynn

• "Yeah, I wanted a change in my life. Because I heard if you stop doing drugs for a while, the first time you do them again it's amazing." - BoJack

Sad Bojack Horseman Quotes

• "I am in pain, all the time. My whole life. And you have no idea." - Bojack

• "Not understanding that you are a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person." - Bojack

• "Sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and my goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?" - Bojack

• "I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don't know-how. I don't know if I can." - Bojack

• "You are Bojack Horseman. There is no cure for that." - Beatrice

• "One day you are gonna look around and you are going to realize that everybody loves you...but nobody likes you. And that's the loneliest feeling in the world." - Bojack

• "I've had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath." - Bojack

Saddest Bojack Horseman Quotes

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• "Why did you save me? I don't want to live." - Bojack

• "Every happy ending has the day after the happy ending." - Diane

• "That voice, the one that tells you you're worthless and stupid and ugly?... I go away, right?" - Hollyhock

• "You can't keep doing shitty things, and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!" - Todd

• "Why can't I be happy? Am I busted? I am. I am A pit! I am a pit that good things fall into!" - Diane

• "Sarah Lynn? Sarah Lynn?" - Bojack

• "I’m this close to falling off the deep end. I know I’m smiling right now, but the light inside me is dying." - Bojack