45 Best Heathers Quotes That Make You Laugh Out Loud

45 Best Heathers Quotes That Make You Laugh Out Loud
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Tripboba.com - Have you ever watch Heathers? Yes, it is one of the best 80's teen movies which is full of satire comedy. The film was written by Daniel Waters and directed by Michael Lehmann. Almost all of the dialogue in the movie is quotable, no wonder there are tons of Heathers quotes.

Here, in this article, Tripboba will share with you the 45 best Heathers quotes all the time. You can also add your own best Heathers quotes in the comment section below.

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Christian Slater Heathers Quotes

Christian Slater Heathers Quotes
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  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling." - Christian Slater
  • "Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse." - Christian Slater
  • "Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes." - Christian Slater
  • "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?" - Christian Slater
  • "I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya..." - Christian Slater
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression." - Christian Slater
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance." - Christian Slater
  • "Well they, uh, seem to have an open-door policy for assholes though, don't they?" - Christian Slater
  • I'll repeat myself." - Christian Slater
  • "People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say; "now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep." - Christian Slater
  • "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard." - Christian Slater
  • "Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie." - Christian Slater
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven." - Christian Slater
  • "Is your life perfect?" - Christian Slater
  • "Maybe it's time to take a vacation." - Christian Slater
  • "Well, ah... Let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene." - Christian Slater
  • "Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. All right. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up. Mineral water." - Christian Slater
  • "Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress." - Christian Slater
  • "Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination." - Christian Slater
  • "Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself." - Christian Slater

The Heathers Quotes

The Heathers Quotes
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  • "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa?" - Heather Chandler
  • "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "She’s my best friend. God, I hate her." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make." - Pauline Fleming
  • "Your daydreams are a lot better than my reality, believe me." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people 'real-life.' She said, real-life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said you're beautiful." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "What's your damage, Heather?" - Veronica Sawyer

Best Heathers Quotes

Best Heathers Quotes
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  • "I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah." - Heather Duke
  • "Did you hear? School’s canceled today ‘cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact." - Student
  • "Grow up Heather, bulimia’s so ’87." - Heather Chandler
  • "I don't patronize bunny rabbits." - Veronica's Dad
  • "I just killed my best friend!" - Veronica Sawyer
  • "Some people need different kinds of convincing than others." - Heather Duke
  • "Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game show host." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "How very." - Veronica Sawyer

Funny Heathers Quotes

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  • "My son’s a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son." - Kurt's Dad
  • "This isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
  • "Same difference." - Veronica Sawyer
  • "Suicide is a private thing." - Heather McNamara
  • "Goddamn, will somebody tell me why I read these spy novels." - Veronica's Dad
  • "No, Heather, it's Heather's turn." - Heather Chandler
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up." - Veronica Sawyer


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