45+ Best Humour Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Today!

45+ Best Humour Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Today!
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Enjoy these 45+ humour quotes, sayings, and observations and get laughing today. So, what are you waiting for? Scroll down and enjoy the compilation of humour quotes below!

Funny Adult-Humour Quotes

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  • “Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.” ― Jaye Frances, The Cruise - All That Glitters
  • “Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn’t think that my raging hard-on would be a good icebreaker. Well, figuratively speaking anyway, I thought smugly.” ― M.C. Lavocat, Control
  • “When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body...” ― Flora Roberts, Just A Step Away
  • “I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.” ― Flora Roberts, Just A Step Away
  • “Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.” ― Lailah Gifty Akita
  • “Once we were young, now we are adult.” ― Lailah Gifty Akita, Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind
  • “Adulting is too hard. Let's play something else.” ― Tanya Masse
  • “For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force of his will alone. I squeezed my eyes shut and focused on the buttons of his shirt, willing them to pop off. It didn’t work. Then again, it was pretty hard to focus while he was touching me, so maybe under different circumstances, I too could be a sexy sorcerer. Watch out world.” ― M.C. Lavocat, Control
  • “The only options I have are a four fingered shuffle and an aging vibrator whose batteries, the last time I looked, were leaking a sticky liquid. I long to do the same.”  ― Paul Adams
  • “Speak kindly to with adult women as you would to your mother.” ― Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!
  • “I get better every day, every day I get better.” ― Joseph C. Reyes, Private Sessions: and the Sweaty Sexy Stories Behind the Sprawling Walls of the World's Most Luxurious Gym
  • “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” ― Mitch Hedberg
  • “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” ― Don Marquis
  • “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne
  • “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” ― Abraham Lincoln

Humour Quotes with Pictures

Humour Quotes with Pictures
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  • "Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It's the sweetest thing one can do for oneself & one's fellow human beings." –Maya Angelou
  • "A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better." –Barbara Walters
  • "He who laughs, lasts." –Mary Pettibone Poole
  • "A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." –Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • "There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face." –Eva Hoffman
  • "Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." –Bill Cosby
  • "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." –Henry Ward Beecher
  • "It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously." –Oscar Wilde
  • "When humor goes, there goes civilization." –Erma Bombeck
  • "A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life." –Hugh Sidey
  • "A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" –Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • "I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it." –Frank A. Clark
  • "No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor." –Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • "Comedy is acting out optimism." –Robin Williams
  • "A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life." –William Arthur Ward
  • ‘War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” –Ambrose Pierce

Humour in Quotes

Humour in Quotes
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  • "Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing." –Allen Klein
  • "Humor is just another defense against the universe." –Mel Brooks
  • "Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it." –Langston Hughes
  • "Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs." –Christopher Morley
  • "If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor." –Jennifer Jones
  • "Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth." –Victor Borge
  • "Humor is the affectionate communication of insight." –Leo Rosten
  • "Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you." –Langston Hughes
  • "Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor." –Eric Sevareid
  • "The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense." –Jacob August Riis
  • “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” ― Abraham Lincoln
  • “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.” ― Abraham Lincoln
  • “An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.” ― Dylan Thomas
  • “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” ― Alan Dundes
  • “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” ― Albert Einstein


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