45+ Best SpongeBob Quotes to Cheer You Up

Best Quotes from SpongeBob

• "I have a square head and a real ghost has around one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scared!" - SpongeBob

• "If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!" - SpongeBob

• "You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory." - SpongeBob

• "I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes." - SpongeBob

• "Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly." - SpongeBob

• "Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off." - SpongeBob

• "I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes." - SpongeBob

• "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end." - SpongeBob

• "Patrick, you're a genius!" - SpongeBob

• "Hello, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises." - SpongeBob

• "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - SpongeBob

• "Too bad that didn't kill me." - SpongeBob

The Best SpongeBob Quotes

• "I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent." - SpongeBob

• "I'm ready, I'm ready." - Spongebob

• "I'm ugly and I'm proud!" - SpongeBob

• "I have a square head and a real ghost has the round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scared!" - SpongeBob

• "You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich." - SpongeBob

• "This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark." - SpongeBob

• "No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change." - SpongeBob

• "Ha ha ha ha, it's a giraffe." - SpongeBob

• "It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!" - SpongeBob

• "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs." - SpongeBob

• "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!" - SpongeBob

• "I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy!" - SpongeBob

Best SpongeBob Quotes of All Time

• "Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!" - SpongeBob

• "F is for friends who do stuff together!" - SpongeBob

• "Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material." - SpongeBob

• "Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions." - SpongeBob

• "Moss always points to civilization." - SpongeBob

• "With imagination, you can be anything you want." - SpongeBob

• "If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true." - SpongeBob

• "Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly." - SpongeBob

• "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" - SpongeBob

• "You just CAN'T WAIT for me to die, can you?" - SpongeBob

• "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!" - SpongeBob

• "Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" - SpongeBob

Best SpongeBob Quotes Ever

Best SpongeBob Quotes - Photo by InspiredImages from Pixabay

• "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli." - SpongeBob

• "Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking." - SpongeBob

• "If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright." - SpongeBob

• "Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!" - SpongeBob

• "I’m ugly and I’m proud." - SpongeBob

• "I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes." - SpongeBob

• "The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time." - SpongeBob

• "Can I get some extra salt?" - SpongeBob

• "Do instruments of torture count?" - SpongeBob

• "The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me." - SpongeBob

• "My sandwich tastes like a fried boot." - SpongeBob

That’s all the best SpongeBob quotes compiled by Tripboba. Have a nice day!