45+ Cheese Quotes and Sayings for Cheese Lovers

Quotes About Cheese

• "Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye." - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

• "You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not cheese." - Unknown

• "I just don’t see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn’t want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?" - Lisa Samson

• "Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I’m a happy man." - George R.R. Martin

• "You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese." - Anthony Bourdain

• "Life is great. Cheese makes it better." - Avery Aames

• "Good cheese needs good companions." - James Beard

• "Each sort of cheese reveals a pasture of a different green, under a different sky." - Italo Calvino

• "Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures." - M. F. K. Fisher

• "Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love." - M. F. K. Fisher

• "A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food." - Elizabeth I

• "If antiquity is the only test of nobility, then cheese is a very noble thing ... The lineage of cheese is demonstrably beyond all record." - Hilaire Belloc

• "Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it." - T. S. Eliot

Macaroni and Cheese Quotes

• "Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults." - Mitch Hedberg

• "Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next." - Jolene Blalock

• "For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner." - Reese Witherspoon

• "I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese." - Ice Cube

• "One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?" - Charles M. Schulz

• "In the wintertime, I like macaroni and cheese." - Jami Attenberg

• "I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... Is a refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen." - Queen Latifah

• "My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water." - Sloane Stephens

• "You don't make a friend," Jacob said with a scowl. "It's not like they come with directions like you'd find on a box of macaroni and cheese." - Jodi Picoult

• "I don't diet.  There's going to be barbecues and macaroni and cheese - but I'll have broccoli and salad the next day." - Ginnifer Goodwin

• "I like cooking - I make a good stir-fry and the family likes it when I make stewed chicken and macaroni and cheese." - Marion Jones

Funny Cheese Quotes

• "How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?" - Charles de Gaulle

• "What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" - Bertolt Brecht

• "Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese." - Billie Burke

• "When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?" - George Carlin

• "The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese." - Ricky Gervais

• "Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality." - Clifton Fadiman

• "If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat." - Amanda Peet

• "The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

• "The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese." - Jeremy Paxman

• "We did talk about cheese on our first date." - Jane Kaczmarek

• "There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta." - Stephen Colbert

• "Being in the uncomfortable zone is much better than staying in the cheese-less situation." - Spencer Johnson

Mac and Cheese Quotes

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• "I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day." - Cobie Smulders

• "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen." - Kevin McAllister

• "I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get!" - Drew Barrymore

• "I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like." - Garry Shandling

• "I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days I cannot stop eating mac and cheese. I haven't had it from a box in a long time, but I'll make it homemade style with four types of cheeses, lots of milk, maybe a little ketchup. I don't know, I'm crazy like that." - Cobie Smulders

• "One of the things I love about New York is that it's one of the only places where you could have an entire restaurant dedicated to macaroni and cheese." - Savannah Guthrie

• "We work on macro issues and macaroni and cheese issues. When women are in the halls of power, our national debate reflects the needs and dreams of American families." - Barbara Mikulski

• "Obviously as I'm getting older, I'm seeing changes in my body that I may not like... but I do love food, and I'm from the South. I'm not gonna lie, I eat fried chicken, I love macaroni and cheese, and I love grits." - Erin Andrews

• "I grew up eating hamburger helper, macaroni and cheese, and drinking lots of milk, and looked at lots of cows; but I feel like a New Yorker now, I've lived here for sixteen years." - Adam Rapp

• "Ratbert (as a lab rat, to a scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first, I thought you were just being a good host. But lately, I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister." - Scott Adams

• "People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken. They love the jerk, though. And they love my Mexican food." - Tamala Jones

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