45+ Funny Sister Quotes That Will Make Her Laugh

45+ Funny Sister Quotes That Will Make Her Laugh
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Tripboba.com - Sister is the only other person who understands your crazy behaviors and knows your secrets. Throughout your life, you may have a lot of memories with your sister. She is the one who is laughing with you during good times and supporting you through the bad times. Therefore, it's important to once express how big your love to her. Instead of saying sweet words that may hard for you, you can use some funny sister quotes.

On this page, Tripboba has compiled an extensive collection of funny sister quotes. These funny sister quotes will make both of you laughing out loud. Pick your fave and decide the best time to speak the quotes to your sister!

Happy Birthday Sister Quotes Funny

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Saying happy birthday isn't always with heartwarming sweet words. Make a different way of wishing your sister's birthday by including some funny sister quotes in the gift card. These funny sister quotes may make her laugh.

    • "Even though you will always be a little monkey to me, you have grown up, happy birthday Lil sister"
    • "I look at people growing apart as they grow up. Then I always feel fortunate to come home to a lethally annoying sibling, you. Happy Birthday, kiddo."
    • "Happy Birthday little sis. No matter how much you’ve grown or matured, you will always be the silly Lil sister to me."
    • "You know you get the most attention, right? So what exactly is the point of a whole day dedicated to you? Anyways, Happy Birthday!"
    • "Happy Birthday to not only the sassiest but the coolest, and craziest most adorable little sister in the world!
    • "You have indeed given me nerves of steel, Happy Birthday little sister."
    • "Happy birthday Lil sister, you have genuinely been a never-ending patience test."
    • "Happiest Birthday to the wildest creature of our family. Stay crazy and wild throughout"
    • "Happy Birthday, dear one. I love you and will love you until the very end. To be clear, this doesn’t mean that you are any better than me. Love you."
    • "Let’s not forget all those holidays spent together, …and all the lazy days we’ve had in each other’s company. Happy Birthday, I can’t wait for what’s ahead of us!"
    • "Although we’re usually laughing at each other, I’ll always be laughing beside you. Take a deep breath and keep slaying! Happy Birthday, Sis."

    Sister in Law Quotes Funny

    Sister in Law Quotes Funny
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    A sibling in law is the relationship between a person's sibling and the person's spouse. Celebrate the arrival of your new family member with the list of funny sister quotes below.

    • "There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it." - Shannon L. Alder
    • "You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you." - George R.R. Martin
    • "I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister." - Jessica Mitford
    • "Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship." - Margaret Mead
    • "If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?" - Jodi Picoult
    • "You can either give negativity power over your life or you can choose happiness instead." - Anais Nin
    • "Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer." - Louise Gluck
    • "If the marriage were valid, she'd be your sister-in-law." - Cassandra Clare
    • "For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, To strengthen whilst one stands." - Christina Rossetti
    • "I started walking at night with my sister in law which has been amazing. It really does something for you. It just kind of clears the mind, it just makes you feel better, things start to tighten a little bit." - Ashley Scott
    • "Well, I've seen a bunch of acupuncturists and one of my sisters-in-law is an herbalist. So I know a lot about alternative medicine. I don't know a lot about the practice but I know about the world." - Tim Daly

    • "Sweet, crazy conversations full of half sentences, daydreams and misunderstandings more thrilling than understanding could ever be." - Toni Morrison

    Scroll down to find more funny sister quotes and sayings below!

    Funny Big Sister Quotes

    Funny Big Sister Quotes
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    • "Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five." - Pam Brown
    • "More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good." Linda Sunshine
    • "Our kids have learned from the experience of brothers and sisters that they can't always be first." - Melissa Dayton
    • "A sister will let you know when the outfit you're trying on really doesn't look fabulous." - Author Unknown
    • "A sister will always notice her sister's first gray hairs with glee." - Allison M. Lee
    • "Never let an angry sister comb your hair." - Patricia McCann Anger
    • "We shared a room, you stole my toys, and then my clothes, but best friends we became. " Catherine Pulsifer
    • "You can kid the world, but not your sister." Charlotte Gray
    • "Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five." - Pam Brown
    • "I finally moved out of my parent's house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room." Kate Winslet
    • "She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." - Barbara Alpert
    • "I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!" Author Unknown
    • "We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school." - Charlotte Gray

    Funny Sister Birthday Quotes

    • "My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!"
    • "The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!"
    • "I used to think that you were just born bossy, then I realized you were just born first- so I guess you’re off the hook since you were just being a big sister. Happy birthday to the bossiest best sister."
    • "Out of all of the siblings, life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gift."
    • “The most heartfelt wishes to my incredible sister! You mean so much to me, cutie, I wish you all the happiness in the world!”
    • “Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday, sis.”
    • "Without you my life is hollow, you are not only my sister, but you're also my soul mate. I wish you all the best on this special day. Happy Birthday!"
    • "Thanks for always bringing the sparkle into my life. Sister, no one shines as brightly as you do."
    • “Some people command respect, some admiration, some jealousy, some competitiveness, and others, unconditional love. But you command all these things at once. Happy birthday to my perfect sibling.”
    • “When I look at you, I feel like I am looking at myself in the mirror. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see you. Happy birthday, sis.”
    • "It is obvious that you cannot stop having your birthdays and more precisely you can’t stop being my lovely sister. Both these things are really good. I wish you a Happy Birthday"
    • "I had a really funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl."
    • "Many times in my lifetime I’ve found myself wishing you weren’t my sister. But today, I send you the sweetest of birthday wishes. Enjoy your day!"


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