45+ Memorable Matthew Mcconaughey Quotes from the Most Iconic Film Ever

Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Matthew McConaughey

The Wolf of Wall Street is an American epic biographical black comedy crime film that was directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter in 2013. It is based on the memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort in 2007. 

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• Mark Hanna: "Well, Hector, here's the game plan. You’re gonna bring us two Absolut martinis, you know how I like ’em, straight up. And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that you’re gonna bring us two more. And then two more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the fuck out."

• Hector the Waiter: "Excellent strategy, sir."

• Jordan Belfort: "Oh, I’m…I’m good with water for now though. Thank you."

• Mark Hanna: "It’s his first day on Wall Street, give him time. Thank you."

• Jordan Belfort: "Thank you. Mr. Hanna, you’re able to…to do drugs during the day and still function, still do your job?"

• Mark Hanna: "Well, how the fuck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friends."

• Jordan Belfort: "Right. I gotta say, I’m incredibly excited to be a part of your firm. I mean…the clients you have are absolutely…"

• Mark Hanna: "Fuck the clients. Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table. You got a girlfriend?"

• Jordan Belfort: "I’m…I’m married. I have a wife; her name is Teresa. She cuts hair."

• Mark Hanna: "Think about Teresa. Name of the game, move the money from your clients’ pocket into your pocket."

• Jordan Belfort: "Right. But if you can make the clients’ money at the same time, it’s advantageous to everyone, correct?"

• Mark Hanna: "No. Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody, I don’t care if you’re Warren Buffet or if you’re Jimmy Buffet, nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways or in fucking circles, least of all stock brokers, right?"

• Mark Hanna: "It’s all a fugazi. Do you know what fugazi is?"

• Jordan Belfort: "Fugazi, it’s a fake…"

• Mark Hanna:"Yeah, fugazi, fugazi. It’s a wazi, it’s a woozi. It’s…fairy dust. It doesn’t exist, it’s never landed, it is no matter, it’s not on the elemental chart. It’s not fucking real. Right?"

• Mark Hanna: "Stay with me. We don’t create shit; we don’t build anything."

Matthew McConaughey Lincoln Quotes

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• "Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward."

• "It's not about hugging trees."

• "There we go."

• "That's a big bull."

• "I just liked it.

Matthew McConaughey True Detective Quotes

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True Detective is an American anthology crime drama television series that was created and written by Nic Pizzolatto. The series premiered on January 12, 2014.

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• "It's all one ghetto, man. A giant gutter in outer space."

• "If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of s***. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamn day? What’s that say about your reality?"

• "Back then, the visions...most of the time I was convinced that I'd lost it. But there were other times, I thought I was main-lining the secret truth of the universe."

• "The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door."

• "This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memory is fading. It's like there was never anything here but jungle."

• "The newspapers are gonna be tough on you. And prison is very, very hard on people who hurt kids. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself."

• "Death created time to grow the things that it would kill."

• "To realize that all your life—you know, all your love, all your hate, all your memory, all your pain—it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream. A dream that you had inside a locked room. A dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams there's a monster at the end of it."

• "F***, I don't want to know anything anymore. This is a world where nothing is solved. Someone once told me, 'Time is a flat circle.' Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again. And that little boy and that little girl, they're gonna be in that room again and again and again forever."

• "F*** this. F*** this world. Nice hook, Marty."

• "My life's been a circle of violence and degradation for as long as I can remember. I'm ready to tie it off."

Matthew McConaughey Famous Quotes on Life and Love

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The last one is about Matthew McConaughey's quotes that are famous about love and life!

• “My life is a road, man. I need to keep moving.”

• "Now first off I want to thank God, because that's who I look up to. He has graced my life with opportunities that I know are not of my hand or of any human hand. He has shown me that it is a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates."

• “Life’s barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at.” 

• “We dissect failure a lot more than we dissect success.”

• “Instead of denying these fears, declare them, say them out loud, admit them, give them the credit they deserve…Find the courage to overcome them.”

• “You want to be a writer? Start writing. You want to be a  filmmaker? Start shooting stuff on your phone right now.” 

• “Life is not a popularity contest. Take the hill, but first answer the question: What is my hill?”

• “Keep your head up. We'll get out of this on the other side because that's just what we're gonna do."

• “My first date was at 13, with a girl called Amy. We were going to meet at a line-dancing club after football. I then asked her if she wanted to go for a walk on a nature trail. It was a first kiss for both of us. She had braces, my lip was caught in them and it started bleeding.”

• “At the corner of my eye this sort of aqua green figure, sort of floating across the frame about 20 feet in front of me, and my eye went up and I remembered what came out of my mouth, I didn't say who is that, I said what is that?”

• “It was like this is not the kind of woman you call over across the room, McConaughey. Get your a** out of the chair and go get her. Which I did.”

• “Three days, three nights later, and I knew then that the next time after that I wanted to go on another date. The next time after that I wanted to go on another date. And I've been wanting to go on a date with her for the last nine years.”

• “Sometimes loving your kids means giving them just what they want. Other times it means tough love.”

• “Loving a child is a lot harder if you really give a damn. 'No' takes a lot more energy. It’s a lot easier to say 'yes.'"

• "A Southern dude with a groovy attitude? To that, we say, "alright, alright, alright."

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