45+ Rick Sanchez Quotes: Best Collections of Quotes You Need to Know!

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• "What is my purpose?” “You pass the butter.” “Oh god...” “Welcome to the club pal." - Rick Sanchez

• "It's a device Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people’s dreams, Morty. It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about." - Rick Sanchez

• "Morty... I had to— I had to do ih… I had t— I had— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb. We’re gonna drop it down there, just... get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start." - Rick Sanchez

• "I’ve never seen that thing in my life! Run, Morty, we’re gonna die!" - Rick Sanchez

• "I’m better than your brother. I’m a version of your brother you can trust when he says, “Don’t run.” Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. [beat] ...Come watch TV?" - Morty

• "Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science." - Rick Sanchez

• "Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? I mean, it’s not like he’s a hot girl, he can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone’s else’s." - Beth

• "Trust me, Beth, you don’t want to know how many answers that question has." - Rick Sanchez

• "The first rule of space travel, kids, always check out distress beacons. Nine out of ten times it’s a ship full of dead aliens and a BUNCH OF FREE sh*t! One out of ten times it’s a deadly trap but I am ready to roll those dice!" - Rick Sanchez

• "I’m sorry, Morty. It’s a bummer. In reality, you’re as dumb as they come." - Rick Sanchez

Rick Sanchez Science Quotes

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• "Is evil real? And if so, can it be measured? Rhetorical Question. The answer's yes. You just have to be a genius." Rick and Morty

• "Morty, I need your help on an adventure. Eh 'Need' is a strong word. We need door stops, but a brick would work too." - Rick Sanchez

• "I'm not staring at you. I'm taking your mugshot." - Rick and Morty

• "Stay scientific, Jerry." - Rick and Morty

• "Babylegs, you're a good detective. But not good enough, because of your baby legs." - Rick and Morty

• "We both know if there's a truth in the universe, it's that Ricks don't care about Morty's." - Rick and Morty

• "Oxygen-rich atmosphere... Giant testicle monsters... Let's keep the party going!" - Rick and Morty

• "It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. - Shrimply pibbles." - Rick and Morty

• "It's a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your bu**." - Rick and Morty

• "Existence is a pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry. And we will do anything to alleviate that pain." Rick and Morty

Rick Sanchez Quotes Rick and Morty

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• "I'm not looking for judgment. Just a Yes or No. Can you assimilate a giraffe? Rick." - Rick and Morty

• "What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer,  Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it." - Rick and Morty

• "This place is a real who's who of who's you and me." - Rick and Morty

• "How do you feel about all the innocent people that are dying because of your choices?" - Rick and Morty

• "Don't defy the people who leave you." - Rick and Morty

• "Nine seasons, Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. And 97 more years, Morty!" - Rick and Morty

• "You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims. That's how you survive!" - Rick and Morty

• "Come home to the flavor of shattering the grand illusion. Come home to Simple Rick's." - Rick and Morty

• "Unity, I'm sorry. I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that s*cks. I was thinking more of a 'choose your own cellphone carrier' thing, Summer." - Rick and Morty

• "Morty, get their weapons quick. I only had one of those things. I'm holding a carton of Tic-Tacs right now." - Rick and Morty

• "We all remember you as a friend, Morty." - Rick and Morty

Those are all the collections of Rick Sanchez quotes from the "Rick and Morty" TV Show that you should never miss. Which quotes from the selections above that pierce through your heart?