Funny Titanic Quotes

Funny Titanic Quotes
Titanic Quotes - Photo by from Flickr

Here are the other Titanic quotes that are funny!

  • “A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.” *stares blankly at the screen* Rose
  • “I’ll never let go, I promise.” [lets go of Jack’s hand] Okay, Rose, can you tell me what you did wrong there? Rose
  • “I saw the iceberg, and I saw it in your eyes. Please tell me the truth.” Pfft. Rose
  • “To me it was a slave ship, taking me back to America in chains.” Rose
  • “Something Picasso? He won’t amount to anything. He won’t, trust me.” Cal
  • “Ah, forget it, boyo. You’re as likely to have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.” Tommy
  • “Well, Rose, I think I can see why this silly line will end up in the deleted scenes…” Jack
  • “When the ship docks, I’m getting off with you.” Wait, didn’t you just get off with Jack in the back of that car?
  • Oh you mean to get off the ship with Jack. I see." Rose


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