50+ Best Airplane Quotes from the Movie That Are Still Funny

50+ Best Airplane Quotes from the Movie That Are Still Funny
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Tripboba.com - 'Airplane' is the greatest comedy parody film of all time. It was one of the most ridiculous films ever made and one of the most genius. It soon rose to cult status among airline and aviation professionals, and it's on its way to being one of the finest films of all time.

The movie was packed with jokes, often delivered by veteran actors like Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Peter Graves, and Lloyd Bridges. They were much better-known for their dramatic roles. It was directed by the ZAZ trio of Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and David Zucker of the Kentucky Fried Theatre troupe.

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Airplane Movie Quotes

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  • “Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo” ― Capt. Oveur
  • “Nervous?” ― Handing Lady
  • “Yes. Very.” ― Ted Striker
  • “First time?” ― Handing Lady
  • “No, I've been nervous lots of times.” ― Ted Striker:
  • “What a pisser.” ― Ted Striker
  • “Surely you can't be serious.” ― Ted Striker
  • “I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.” ― Dr. Rumack
  • “I am serious and don't call me Shirley.” ― Dr. Rumack
  • “I just want to tell you both,good luck.We're all counting on you.” ― Dr. Rumack
  • “I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.” ― Dr. Rumack
  • “No dialogue as such but crazy and unforgettable newspaper headline that read; "BOY TRAPPED IN REFRIGERATOR EATS OWN FOOT"” ― Capt. Oveur
  • “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.” ― McCroskey
  • “I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it.” ― Man in Taxi
  • “Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer!” ― Ted Striker

Kareem Abdul Jabbar Airplane Quotes

Kareem Abdul Jabbar Airplane Quotes
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  • “Can you fly this plane and land it?” ― Dr. Rumack
  • “Surely you can't be serious?” ― Ted Striker
  • “I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.” ― Dr. Rumack
  • “Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.” ― Young Boy with Coffee
  • “Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. (Takes coffee) Oh, you won't sit down?” ― Young Girl with Coffee
  • “Cream?” ― Young Boy with Coffee
  • “No thank you, I take it black, like my men.” ― Young Girl with Coffee
  • “Captain, how soon can we land?” ― Dr. Rumack
  • “I can't tell. Capt.” Oveur
  • “You can tell me, I'm a doctor.” ― Dr. Rumack
  • “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?” ― Elaine Dickinson
  • “Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”
  • “Nervous?” ― Handing Lady
  • “Yes.” ― Ted Striker
  • “First time?” ― Handing Lady
  • “No, I've been nervous lots of times.” ― Ted Striker

Airplane Funny Quotes

Airplane Funny Quotes
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  • “Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?” ― Capt. Oveur
  • “These people need to go to a hospital.” ― Ted Striker
  • “What is it?” ― Elaine Dickinson
  • “It's a big place where sick people go.” ― Ted Striker
  • “Flight 2-0-9er, you are cleared for take-off.” ― Roger Murdock
  • “Roger!” ― Captain Oveur
  • “Huh?” ― Roger Murdock
  • “L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9’er.” ― Tower
  • “Roger!” ― Captain Oveur
  • “Huh?” ― Roger Murdock
  • “Flight 2-0-9er cleared for vector 324.” ― Tower
  • “We have clearance, Clarence.” ― Roger Murdock
  • “Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?” ― Captain Oveur
  • “Tower’s radio clearance, over!” ― Tower
  • “That’s Clarence Oveur. Over.” ― Captain Oveur
  • “Over.” ― Tower
  • “Roger.” ― Captain Oveur
  • “Huh?” ― Roger Murdock
  • “Roger, over!” ― Tower voice
  • “What?” ― Roger Murdock
  • “Huh?” ― Captain Oveur
  • “Who?” ― Victor Basta

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