50+ Best Jurassic Park Quotes: All Time Best Words and Sayings from The Movies and Novel

Jurassic Park Movie Quotes

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• “That is one big pile of shit.” — Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• “Hold onto your butts.” – Ray Arnold
  
• “Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? I mean, you have plants in this building that are poisonous, you picked them because they look good, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they’re in, and they’ll defend themselves, violently if necessary.” — Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• “Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and um, screaming.”- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• “Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat.”- Henry Wu, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• “This is how you make dinosaurs?”- Dr. Amanda, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• “We spared no expense.” - John Hammond, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• “I read both of your books. I liked the first one more. Before you were on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.” - Erik, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• “Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn’t ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.” - Henry Wu, Jurassic Park Quotes
  

Famous Jurassic Park Quotes

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• “We’re gonna make a fortune with this place.” — Donald Gennaro
  
• “Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.” — Dr. Ian Malcolm
  
• “You didn’t ask for reality; you asked for more teeth!” — Dr. Henry Wu
  
• “We spared no expense.” — John Hammond
  
• “Welcome to Jurassic Park.” — John Hammond
  
• “That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they’d make an exception.” — Tim
  
• “Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you’ve got butterfingers?” — John Hammond
  
• “But again, how do you know they’re all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs’ skirts?” — Dr. Ian Malcolm
  
• “I don’t think you’re giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody’s ever done before…” — John Hammond
  
• “No, no, no. We have no animatronics here. These are the real miracle workers of Jurassic Park.” — John Hammond
  
• “You did it. You crazy son of a b*tch, you did it.” — Dr. Ian Malcolm
  
• “God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers.” — Dr. Ian Malcolm
  
• “Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.” — Ellie Sattler
  
• “It’s hardly appropriate to start hurling generalizations…” — Donald Gennaro
  
• “I simply don’t understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist. I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery, and not act?” — John Hammond
  

Jurassic Park Malcolm Quotes

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Dr. Ian Malcolm's sense of humor never fails to surprise us. He is one of the funniest characters, both in the novel and in the film. Here is a few Ian Malcolm Jurassic Park quotes that will make you chuckle.

• "John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "You know, at times like this one feels, well, perhaps extinct animals should be left extinct." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "Genetic power has now been unleashed. And of course, that's gonna be catastrophic." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "Because the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers. Life breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life finds a way." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "Whatever it is you seek, you have to put in the time, the practice, the effort. You must give up a lot to get it. It has to be very important to you. And once you have attained it, it is your power. It can't be given away: it resides in you. It is literally the result of your discipline." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "A day is like a whole life. You start out doing one thing but end up doing something else, plan to run an errand, but never get there." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "Change is like death. You don't know what it looks like till you're standing at the gates." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again. - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "Let's be clear. The planet is not in jeopardy. We are in jeopardy. We haven't got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "John Hammond: How can we sit in the light of discovery and not act? - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes
  
• "It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but stop putting it on other people's headstones." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Quotes