50+ Face Quotes That Tell Us About Human Visage

Two face quotes

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• “When I see you, I think "I wonder which face she sees when she looks into the mirror.” ― C. JoyBell C.

• “Those who clap you on the back with one hand may clench envy's mask behind theirs with the other.” ― Stewart Stafford

• “Look twice at a two-faced man.”- Chief Joseph

• “If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln

• “If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.” ― Marilyn Monroe

• “God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.” ― William Shakespeare

• “Go put your creed into your deed, Nor speak with double tongue. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

• “The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.” ― Socrates

• “Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.”- Sarah Moores

• “I really hate two faced people, it’s hard to decide which face to slap first.” ― Yong Junhyung

• “The person portrayed and the portrait is two entirely different things.” ― Jose Ortega Y. Gasset

• “When I see you, I think “I wonder which face she sees when she looks into the mirror.” ― C. JoyBell C.

Sit on my face quotes

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• “You wanna clean up?" he asked quietly. "Yeah," I answered quietly too. "Then shuteye or you wanna sit on my face? — Kristen Ashley

• "Lower baby. Sit on me." — Jessica Clare

• “I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didnt say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, Id have no friends.” — Chelsea Handler

• “Any chance you might sit on my face?” — Linda Banana

• “Said Pinocchio's lover, midst sighs. My puppet's technique takes the prize. He gives me full measure. Through dishonest pleasure: I sit on his face and he lies.” — Jennifer Kaufman

• “I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.” — Chelsea Handler

• “People say I'm a disgrace to the human race. I love overweight women when they sit on my face.” — R.A. The Rugged Man

• “Sit on my face," he growled. — Sherilee Gray

• “I've got a better idea. I'll stay here and you can sit on my face while I eat my way to your heart.” — Suzanne Wright

• “You taste so fucking amazing." He brought his head up and Laurel could see the violent rise and fall of his chest. "Sit on my face," he said.” — Cara McKenna

Serious face quotes

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• "Well, for future reference, this is my serious face." — Derek Landy

• "Happiness is an angel with a serious face" — Amedeo Modigliani

• "There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible." — Georg C. Lichtenberg

• "Let's put a smile on that face!" — Heath Ledger

• "Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face." — Terry Pratchett

• “Oh, you are the cutest thing I've ever seen," her voice rises a little higher the more excited she gets. Then she looks up straight at Camryn and says with a serious face, "Oh my God, I want one.” J.A. Redmerski

• “He chuckles and says, "Finally. More than friends." I put on the most serious face I can muster and offer, "yeah, more than friends ... Best friends forever!” Belle Aurora

• "Why they always look so serious in Yoga? You make serious face like this, you scare away good energy. To meditate, only you must smile. Smile with face, smile with mind, and good energy will come to you and clean away dirty energy. Even smile in your liver. Practice tonight at hotel. Not to hurry, not to try too hard. Too serious, you make you sick. You can calling the good energy with a smile. (From Ketut Liyer, the Balinese healer)" — Elizabeth Gilbert

• "When you speak of heaven, let your face light up...When you speak of hell well then, your everyday face will do." — Charles Spurgeon

Smiley face quotes

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• "Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies" — Rashida Jones

• "Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy." — Nhat Hanh

• "A smile happens in a flash, but its memory can last a lifetime." — Bertrand Russell

• "Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts." — Paramahansa Yogananda

• "Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles." — George Eliot

• "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." — Phyllis Diller

• "Withhold a smile only when the smile can hurt someone. Otherwise, let it bloom forth in a riot." — Vera Nazarian

• "The smile that flickers on a baby’s lips when he sleeps- does anyone know where it was born? Yes, there is a rumor that a young pale beam of a crescent moon touched the edge of a vanishing autumn cloud, and there the smile was first born in the dream of a dew-washed morning." — Rabindranath Tagore

• "I'm trying to broaden the scope of positive psychology well beyond the smiley face. Happiness is just one-fifth of what human beings choose to do." — Martin Seligman

• "Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A., a master's is the new bachelor's, a B.A. is the new high school diploma, and a high school diploma is the new smiley-face sticker on your first-grade spelling test." — Megan McCafferty

• "People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile." — Milton A. Lee