50 Hangover Quotes: Save the Best Joke from The Movie For Yourself Here!

Hangover Movie Quotes

Here comes the wonderful selections of The Hangover quotes from the movie. Go through the selections of The Hangover quotes down below and take one, two, or more that you like!

• "By the way, we’re all gonna die." - Stu

• "Don’t let the beard fool you. He’s a child!" - Stu

• "I’m sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. I think, in a healthy relationship, sometimes a guy should be able to do what he wants to do." - Stu

• "Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out?" - Alan

• "You’re such a bad person. Like, all the way through to your core! Alan, shall we dance?" - Stu

• "You gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy." - Doug

• "It’s the weekend, Budnick. I don’t know you. You do not exist." - Phil

• "I can’t believe I gave my grandmother’s Holocaust ring to someone I just met. What was I thinking?" - Stu

• "things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." - Alan

• "Okay, kids. You’re in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect. That’s right." - Officer Franklin

Vegas Quotes From The Hangover

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• "Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you." - Sid

• "What’re you talking about, Willis? That him!" - Mr. Chow

• "The bachelor party. The whole night. It’s… things got out of control and, uh… we lost Doug." - Phil

• "One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss." - Alan

• "Four of us wolves, wandering the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine." - Alan

• "So, uh, are you sure you’re qualified to be taking care of that baby?" - Stu

• "I don’t think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan." - Doug

• "We can even write you a check right now." - Stu

• "No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II." - Alan

• "You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone, first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, ‘Wait a second, could it be?’ And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!" - Alan

Alan Hangover Quotes

Take a look at the collections of The Hangover quotes from Alan here. Pick the one that you like down below.

• "There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom!" - Alan

• "We can’t be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt." - Alan

• "Uh, you know what? Next week’s no good for me, the Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that is totally fine." - Alan

• "Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It’s not gambling when you know you’re going to win. Counting cards is a foolproof system." - Alan

• "Whatever happens tonight, I won’t ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone. You heard me, it’s Sin City." - Alan

• "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon." - Alan

• "What are you talking about? I’ve found a baby before." - Alan

• "We’ve been on a lot of adventures together but it seems like you haven’t learned anything." - Alan

• "And we’re the three best friends that anybody could have." - Alan

• "It’d be so cool if I could breastfeed, you know?" - Alan

Mr Chow Hangover Quotes

• "What’s the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it starts up again. Read a book." - Mr. Chow

• "It is not about money, it is about principle." - Mr. Chow

• "Liar! No one wants to see Chow!" - Mr. Chow

• "Funny fat guy fall on face!" - Mr. Chow

• "I an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things." - Mr. Chow

• "Hold still, I’m trying to help!" - Mr. Chow

• "It’s a purse! Okay? And you steal from wrong guy!" - Mr. Chow

• "Just let me do one bump, get my head straight." - Mr. Chow

• "Oh, you are having a bad day. Did you die?" - Mr. Chow

• "So long, gay boys!" - Mr. Chow

Those are all the amazing collections of The Hangover quotes from the casts. From all selections of The Hangover quotes above, which one is your favorite?