50 Iconic 'When Harry Met Sally Quotes'

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Memorable When Harry Met Sally quotes

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• "Nothing. It’s just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math." — Sally on faking orgasms

• "I'll have what she's having." — Rob Reiner's mother reacting to Sally's faked orgasm

• "Baby fish mouth!" — The best Pictionary guess ever courtesy of Jess

• "What I'm saying is— — and this is not a come— on in any way, shape or form— — is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way." — Harry explaining his entire philosophy to Sally

• "You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death." — Sally to Harry

• "When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side." —  Harry explaining his dark side

• "All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband." — Marie on the difficulty of being single

• "It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk." — Harry trying to break the awkwardness with Sally

• "Harry, you might not believe this, but I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice." — Oh snap! Good one, Sally

• "You made a woman meow?!" — Jess reacting to Harry's latest sex story

• "No one has ever quoted me back to me before." — Jess to Marie during the beginning of their courtship

• "You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you." —  Sally after Harry's declaration of love

• "There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance." — Harry explaining women to Sally

• "All this time I've been saying that he didn't want to get married. But the truth is he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me." — Sally sobbing after she finds out her ex is engaged

• "Six years later you find yourself singing Surrey with a fringe on top in front of Ira!" — Harry after running into Helen

• "You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman." — Sally reacting to Harry leaving women he just slept with

• "But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing." — Sally's crazy ordering

• "Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount." — Harry's recurring sex dream

• "What they could do to make it easier is combine the two. You know, Mr. Kline died yesterday, leaving behind a wife, two children, and a spacious three bedroom apartment with a wood burning fireplace." — Harry on the difficulty of finding an apartment in NYC

• "Because of God." — Sally of why they don't make Sunday in the days of the week underpants

• "A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel— don.' Doesn't work." — Harry not believing Sally had good sex with Sheldon

• "You know, you may be the first attractive woman I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life." — Harry to Sally

• "No one thinks he's ever gonna leave her." — Everybody to Marie when she talks about the married man she's sleeping

• When Harry Met Sally quotes when you find the person (When Harry Met Sally quotes you want the rest of your life to start)
  

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." — Harry's epic declaration of love

• When Harry Met Sally airport quote

Harry Burns : "You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship."

Sally Albright : "Why?"

Harry Burns : "Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me "How come you never take me to the airport any more?"

Sally Albright : "It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death."

When Harry Met Sally quotes: Harry Burns

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• “The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back.”

• “It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.”

• “Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”

• “There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.”

• “Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.”

• “I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.”

• “Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.”

• “With whom did you have this great sex?”

• “[about Sally]  I can say anything to her.”

• “And was it worth it? The sacrifice for a friend you don't even keep in touch with?”

• “You know, you may be the first attractive woman I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.”

• “You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.”

• “We're talking dream date compared to my horror. It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to. And I was making jokes, you know like, "Hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia? This will be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave." Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.”

When Harry Met Sally quotes: Sally Albright

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• “Harry, you're going to have to try and find a way of not expressing every feeling that you have, every moment that you have them.”

• “I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.”

• “Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.”

• “You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.”

• “He just met her... She's supposed to be his transitional person, she's not supposed to be the ONE. All this time I thought he didn't want to get married. But, the truth is, he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me.”

• “You know what I miss? I miss the *idea* of him.”

• “Harry, you might not believe this, but I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice.”

• “I am not your consolation prize, Harry.”

• “You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at 3:00 in the morning and go clean your andirons, and you don't even have a fireplace, not that I would know this.”

• “[sobbing]  All this time I've been saying that he didn't want to get married. But the truth is he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me.”

• “I'm sorry, Harry. I know it's New Year's Eve. I know you're feeling lonely, but you just can't show up here, tell me you love me and expect that to make everything all right. It doesn't work this way.”

• “Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.”