50+ Minion Quotes That Will Make Your Day Better

50+ Minion Quotes That Will Make Your Day Better
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Tripboba.com - Minions are cute and funny. The story about minions will make you happy and make your day feels better.

These memorable minion quotes will charm and delight you.

Just scroll down to the following list of minion quotes as Tripboba has compiled, don't forget to share with your friends!

Funny Minion Quotes

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Here are some minion quotes that will make you laugh. 

  • “Things to do today: 1. Get up. 2. Survive. 3. Go back to bed.”
  • “I hate it when people are at your house and ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”
  • “Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, walls, and ugly people.”
  • “My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.”
  • “The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep.”
  • “There should be an app so you can delete your number out of other people’s phones.”
  • “The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!”
  • “I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.”
  • “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
  • “I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.”
  • “I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth.”
  • “Love me and I’ll move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I’ll drop those mountains on your head”
  • “If a bra is an “over the shoulder boulder holder” then what would you call the men’s underwear? Under the butt nut hut?”
  • “Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked, so remember don’t sing”
  • “Don’t give me your attitude unless you want mine!!”
  • “My tolerance level is extremely low proceed with caution!”
  • “You know you’re getting old when you feel bad in the morning without having had any fun the night before!”
  • “Warning! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain!”
  • “Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream: “Shut the F*ck up” out loud instead of just in my head.”

Minion Quotes About Friendship

Minion Quotes About Friendship
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Here are the other minion quotes about friendship.

  • "I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left."
  • "We will be best friends forever, because you already know too much."
  • "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up.. Right after I finish laughing!"
  • "She's My best friend, break her heart, I will break your face."
  • "True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people."
  • "Have you ever noticed that in every group of friends, the shortest is usually the craziest?."
  • "Friendship is not about whom you have known the longest it's about who me and never left your side."
  • "Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them at all times."

Minion Fans Quotes

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You can scroll down to the following list of minion quotes below.

  • "Given how often I have to pee and how cranky I get when I'm hungry, I'm confident I would be the world's worst hostage."
  • "I'm that type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream."
  • "When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer."
  • "When I was a kid, I wanted to be older... This shit is not what I expected."
  • "My curiosity and my common sense are arguing again! I don't think this is gonna end well."
  • "Young at heart, slightly older in other places."
  • "I think Saturday and Sunday should be 96 hours instead of the usual 24, so we have more time to prepare for Monday.!"
  • "Just because I don't react, doesn't mean I didn't notice."

Minion Quotes Facebook

Minion Quotes Facebook
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Choose one of the best minion quotes below, and you can share it on Facebook.

  • "Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'Awesome' ends with 'Me' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U'."
  • "I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
  • "You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me, I will train you!"
  • "I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like just kidding."

Minion Top Quotes

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Some of the minion quotes that you can copy-paste.

  • “C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?” – Minions
  • “Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?” – Scarlet Overkill
  • “Gentlemen do not steal ladies’ crowns!” – Queen Elizabeth II
  • “No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!” – Minions
  • “Uh, la cucaracha?” – Kevin
  • “So … you came for the queen’s crown, did ya? Well, you’re gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!” – Keeper of the Crown
  • “Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution! Get them!” – Scarlet Overkill
  • “Freeze ray!” – Young Guru
  • “Work for me, and all this will be yours: respect, power …”- Scarlet Overkill
  • “I’m going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that’s who I would want to work for.” – Tina “King Bob!” – Bob
  • “Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. Respect power!” – Scarlet Overkill
  • “You think it’s funny to mock the elderly, do ya?” – Keeper of the Crown
  • “This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. I love England. Their music, fashion. I’m seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. Anyway, This pale drink of water oversees it all. I’m her biggest fan, loved her work. And I really, really, really want her crown!” – Scarlet Overkill

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