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• "You know, you got a reputation for immaturity, and it's not gonna be improved by not paying the tributes the acting boss demands of you." - Tony Soprano

• "Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this." - Tony Soprano

• "I haven’t been able to tell anybody this. I’m f-king relieved." - Tony Soprano

• "I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit out of that guy, I went to the class, I told them how tough my father was." - Tony Soprano

• "You bottomed out." - Tony Soprano

• "I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads." - Tony Soprano

• "Why don’t you have an f-king drink, will you? Because you’re driving everyone crazy with this sh-t!" - Tony Soprano

• "This isn’t painful. Getting shot is painful. Getting stabbed in the ribs is painful. This … isn’t painful. It’s empty. Dead." - Tony Soprano

• "Don't start talkin' ta me about legitimate business. What about chemical companies? Dumpin' all that shit into the rivers and they get all these deformed babies poppin' all over the place." - Tony Soprano

• "Bad for the grass! Bad for the grass!" - Tony Soprano

• "I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive." - Tony Soprano

• "Waste management consultant." - Tony Soprano

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• "You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?" - Tony Soprano

• "Nostradamus and Notre Dame. It’s two different things completely." - Tony Soprano

• "Ma, I’ll never understand that. The phone is an auditory thing, dark is an eye thing. I can understand not going out after dark. You get jumped in the shadows, whatever, but not answering the phone after dark?" - Tony Soprano

• "I wipe my a** with your feelings." - Tony Soprano

• "Well, when you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce." - Tony Soprano

• "What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over." - Tony Soprano

• "A grown man made a wager. He lost. He made another one – he lost again. End of story." - Tony Soprano

• "My father was in it. My uncle was in it. Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself." - Tony Soprano

• "It’s almost time for turkey sandwiches!" - Tony Soprano

• "I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to sh*t." - Tony Soprano

• "Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?" - Tony Soprano

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• "‘Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation." - Tony Soprano

• "There’s nothing more useless than a loaded gun." - Tony Soprano

• "It’s war. Soldiers kill other soldiers. We’re in a situation where everyone involved knows the stakes and if you are going to accept those stakes, you’ve got to do certain things. It’s business." - Tony Soprano

• "I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside." - Tony Soprano

• "What use is an unloaded gun?" - Tony Soprano

• "What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?" - Tony Soprano

• "He’s gonna leave the house. On a piece of plywood if necessary, but he’s gonna leave the house." - Tony Soprano

• "Blood. You’re going to lead this family into the 21st century." - Tony Soprano

• "I went ahead and ordered some for the table." - Tony Soprano

• "They say every day’s a gift, but why does it have to be a pair of socks?" - Tony Soprano

• "Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?" - Tony Soprano

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