50th Birthday Quotes and Wishes: 50 Best Lines to Celebrate the Golden Age of Happiness


50th birthday quotes for him

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  • "At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!" — Helen Hayes
  • "I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on our property in the Catskills, and that night, skinny-dipping under the stars. Just being free and joyful. And that's how I [felt] about turning 50." — Marcia Gay Harden
  • "For my 50th birthday I just want to make it all make sense [being exactly half introvert], and then a couple of weeks later do the blow-out with all my friends." — Dar Williams
  • "Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." — Pope John XXIII
  • "At fifty everyone has the face he deserves." — George Orwell
  • "At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass" — Mark Twain
  • "Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now." — Menachem Mendel Schneerson
  • "We are always the same age inside." — Gertrude Stein
  • "You should not consider a man's age but his acts." — Sophocles
  • "I think I'm past the age of getting lost." — Amanda Seyfried
  • "The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune." — Pope Paul VI
  • "Old age is just a record of one's whole life." — Muhammad Ali

Funny 50th birthday quotes and wishes

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  • "Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you." — Joey Adams
  • "There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it." — Muhammad Ali
  • "By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves." — Marie Dressler
  • "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." — Helen Hayes
  • "Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!" — Dave Barry
  • "Gray hair is God's graffiti." — Bill Cosby
  • "Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory." — Franklin P. Adams
  • "Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." — Tom Wilson
  • "Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs." — Kin Hubbard
  • "The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." — George Eliot
  • "Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." — Jean Paul
  • "Now is the age of anxiety." — W. H. Auden
  • "I have the problems of, I must confess, old age." — Billy Graham


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