Top 55+ Mad Hatter Quotes to Get Nostalgic for the Movie

Top 55+ Mad Hatter Quotes to Get Nostalgic for the Movie
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SHARE - Are you a fan of Alice in Wonderland? If you are a fan, you know best that this movie is fun to watch and is a great movie for a family gathering.

Starring Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, among others, the movie’s first release was in 2010, bringing the stunning visual and magic into the big screen.

The Mad Hatter is a character played by Johnny Depp with his funny actions and dialogues. And today, you will know more about Mad Hatter that are inspiring and also pleasing to read through a compilation of Mad Hatter quotes.

So, let's check it out!

Mad Hatter Johnny Depp Quotes

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You know this guy’s character that’s cool and great to watch. With his very neurotic character, Mad Hatter is a hyper active fellow with eccentric mannerisms. He is also a very gracious host who is forever trapped in a tea party that seemingly never ends.

As a starter, Tripboba would like to bring the Mad Hatter quotes in the first quarter of Mad Hatter quotes below:

  • "Have I gone mad?"
  • "You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness."
  • "There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter."
  • "Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?"
  • "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe."
  • "The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. Its all about you, you know?"
  • "You don't slay? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done? You don't slay."
  • "Only if you believe it is."
  • "Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?"
  • "When that day comes I shall futterwacken... vigorously."
  • "Speaking of the Queen, here's a little song we used to sing in her honor."
  • "Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle..."
  • "I've been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice."
  • "Well. The entire world is falling to ruins and poor Cheshire's off his tea."
  • "Why is it you're always too small or too tall?"

Mad Hatter Quotes Book

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This section will be filled with Mad Hatter quotes from the writer himself, Lewis Carroll in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

As one of the most popular characters of all time, who doesn’t want to know Mad Hatter quotes? They are definitely cool to for your reading season.

  • "This is an unbirthday party!"
  • "Oh, what a delightful child!"
  • "What a small world this is!"
  • "A land was full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am."
  • "For instance, suppose it were nine o'clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you'd only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner!"
  • "I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small."
  • "Your carriage, my lady."
  • "Why should it? Does your watch tell you what year it is?"
  • "Personal remarks are rude?"
  • "Mustard! Yes, mu- mustard? Don’t let’s be silly! Lemon, that’s different…"
  • "Pieces of paper! [whispers] Pointless."
  • "People who don't think shouldn't talk."
  • "I want a clean cup,' interrupted the Hatter."
  • "I keep them to sell. I’ve none of my own. I’m a hatter."
  • "What is the hatter with me?"

Mad Hatter Tea Party Quotes

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One of the most memorable and famous moments in the film has to be the tea party. You’ll see more Mad Hatter quotes here and let's all pretend that we are also a part of the tea party!

  • "We never get compliments, you must have a cup of tea!"
  • "Would you like a little more tea?"
  • "Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!"
  • "What’s the matter my dear, don’t you care for tea?"
  • "Yes, that’s it! [sigh] It’s always tea time."
  • "Oh, tea! I never 'thought' of tea! Of course!"
  • "You mean you can't take less. It’s very easy to take more than nothing.
  • "Then you shouldn’t talk. - in respond to Alice."

Quotes from the Mad Hatter

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Let’s all be inspired by the following Mad Hatter quotes, and since they are well known, we thought to bring them to you as well.

  • "A dream is not reality, but who's to say which is which?"
  • "I dare say you never even spoke to Time!" "I’d like to keep it on."
  • "What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it!"
  • "Egad, you learn something new every day."
  • "Make a note of that, Marchy, it might come in useful."
  • "If you knew Time as well as I do, you wouldn’t talk about wasting it. It’s him."
  • "No wonder you’re late. Why this watch is exactly two days slow."
  • "Two days wrong! I told you butter wouldn’t suit the works!"
  • "The last... uhm... the last time a girl called Alice came here from your world, she brought down the whole House of Cards. Oh yeah. Made quite an impression."
  • "You might just as well say that ‘I see what I eat’ is the same thing as ‘I eat what I see’!"
  • "Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?"
  • "Although, it was 150 years ago. It can’t be the same girl. Oysters don’t even live that long."
  • "My response to that is both profound and meaningful: Get your hair cut!"
  • "I know a thing or two about liking people, and in time, after much chocolate and cream cake, ‘like’ turns into ‘what was his name again?'"
  • "Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he'd do almost anything you liked with the clock."
  • "One to be a murderer, the other to be martyred, one to be a monarch, the other to go mad.”
  • "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"
  • "Down with the bloody Red Queen!"


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