55+ Vegan Jokes You Might Want to Read

55+ Vegan Jokes You Might Want to Read
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Tripboba.com - Vegan jokes are always funny. Various amusing vegan jokes make some people cry with laughter or, at the very least, make them chuckle.

Well, Tripboba has compiled our favorite vegan jokes that will make you laugh! Think you've heard them all?

Then, have a look at Tripboba’s list of vegan jokes to make you laugh out loud!

Anti Vegan Jokes

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  • Q: Why was the girlfriend of the vegan man lucky? A: Her ring was worth a lot of carrots.
  • Q: Why was the vegan dog dissatisfied with his afternoon snack? A: He couldn't really eat animal crackers.
  • Q: Why did the newlywed vegan couple face bankruptcy? A: Neither of them wanted to bring home the bacon.
  • Q: Why was the mom upset at her vegan son? A: He spent the entire day playing Kale of Duty.
  • Q: What did the woman say to her vegan friend after a long talk? A: "I'm so glad we had this corn-versation. "
  • Q: Why was the vegan man such a good monk? A: He knew how to romaine calm even in tough situations.
  • Q: Why was the vegan girl so much happier after she started drinking vegetable smoothies? A: She felt more up-beet.
  • Q: What did the vegan man say when he was planning his road trip to avocado farms? A: "I do not avocado."
  • Q: What did the vegan man say when he saw his friend eating beef and bean stew? A: I've bean there before.
  • Q: How many vegans does it take to make a mushroom soup? A: Only a few because there isn't mushroom in the kitchen.
  • Q: Why is it silly for two vegans to argue? A: They're not allowed to have beef.
  • Q: Why didn't the detective investigate the murder of the vegan chickpea any further? A: He declared it to be hummus-cide.
  • Q: How does the man cheat on his vegan lifestyle? A: He makes sure to have a bit of meat time on weekends.
  • Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, because one changes the lightbulb, while the other asks how you get your protein.
  • Q: What did one vegan say to another when they met at a steakhouse? A: We can't meat like this.

Vegan Jokes Reddit

Vegan Jokes Reddit
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  • Q: Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? A: He sold his soul to seitan!
  • Can I tell you a vegan joke? I promise it won’t be cheesy.
  • Q: How can you tell if someone is vegan? A: Don’t worry. When you offer them meat, they will say ‘no thanks’, then you can relentlessly ask them questions why, then you can get upset and accuse them of going on about it.
  • I met this woman today who said she recognized me from a vegan group, but I’d never met herbivore.
  • Q: What does a vegan zombie eat? A: GRAAIIIIIIIINS
  • The quickest way to become a nutritionist? Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.
  • Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
  • Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: No idea. But where do you get your protein?
  • Q: How did the vegan interpret what the basil was saying? A: She could easily pick up on non-vherbal cues.
  • Q: What did the vegan say when her friend asked if she had prepared anything for dinner? A: "I haven't plant anything yet."
  • Q: Why did the vegan girl rush into the supermarket? A: She didn't want to wait lentil the sale on vegan food ended.
  • Q: Why was the vegan grocer so exhausted? A: He had to haul a load of emotional cabbage.
  • Q: What was a vegan who was sad all the time called by his friends? A: Meloncholy.

Best Vegan Jokes

Best Vegan Jokes
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  • Q: Why are vegan jokes healthy? A: They're not cheesy at all.
  • Q: What do zombies eat as a vegan breakfast? A: Grains.
  • Q: What is a heated discussion between a bunch of vegan people called? A: Plant-based beef.
  • Q: Why did the woman's friends get worried after she went vegan? A: It felt like they'd never met herbivore.
  • Q: Why was the vegan person removed from his post? A: He didn't meat his employer's requirements.
  • Q: Why was the vegan person always involved in arguments? A: She had a habit of getting into corn-frontations.
  • Q: What do you call a Viking who turns vegan? A: Norvegan.
  • Q: What did the vegan say to his friend when he accidentally ate meat? A: "It was a meat-steak!"
  • Q: Why did they only serve vegan food at the high school football game? A: It was full of pro-teens.
  • Q: What did the vegan person say to the waiter who got him a cake with egg in it? A: "Bring me a vegan cake- no egg-scuses!"
  • Q: What did the vegan man say to the fruit when he was hungry? A: Man-go and get me some good food.
  • Q: What did the woman say to the DJ at the vegan festival? A: Can you turnip the sick beets?
  • Q: What did the vegan pacifist say when the chef forgot to add peas to the soup at the buffet? A: All I want is peas for everyone.
  • Q: How did a woman suddenly realize she wanted to go vegan? A: She got a wake-up kale.
  • Q: Why did the vegan not take the job at the grocery store? A: He thought the celery was insufficient.

Pro Vegan Jokes

Pro Vegan Jokes
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  • Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, because none of them are scared of supernatural creatures in the dark.
  • Q: What is the name of Bruce Lee's vegan brother? A: Brocco Lee.
  • Q: How do I know that you replaced your family's vegan milk provider? A: I soya do it.
  • Q: Why was the vegan woman afraid of becoming an astronaut? A: She didn't like the idea of meateorites.
  • Q: How do vegans quit veganism? A: They do it cold turkey.
  • Q: How do you kill a vampire who's become vegan? A: You insert a steak in his heart.
  • Q: Why did the alien not eat the burger? A: It was from a black hole, so it wasn't plant-based.
  • Q: Why didn't the DJ ever consider going vegan? A: He would always drop the beet.
  • Q: Why didn't the investor want to go vegan? A: He was putting too much at stake.
  • Q: How did the vegan priest start sermon? A: Lettuce pray to the almighty.
  • Q: What did the man say when the vegan talked about disgusting butchers? A: "I think vegetable sellers are grocer."
  • Q: What happened to the vegan man who worshipped the devil? A: He gave his soul over to seitan.
  • Q: Why were so many vegans crossing the road? A: They were going to the chicken protest.
  • Q: What do you call a vegan who doesn't have dairy products? A: Lactose intolerant.

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