60+ Devilish Satan Quotes For Your Daily "Inspiration"!

Bible Quotes About Satan

In Christianity, Satan is the opposite of those who believe in God. Bible has plenty of verses talking about it. These are the Satan quotes taken from the Bible verses. Let's take a look!

• ". . . He has great power and intelligence, and a host of demons who assist him in his attacks against God’s people." — Ephesians 6:11
• "Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings." — 1 Peter 5:8-9 (NIV)
• "But the Lord is faithful, and he will strengthen you and protect you from the evil one." – 2 Thessalonians 3:3
• "For he has rescued us from the dominion of darkness and brought us into the kingdom of the Son he loves, in whom we have redemption, the forgiveness of sins." – Colossians 1:13-14
• "How you are fallen from heaven,
O Lucifer, son of the morning! 
How you are cut down to the ground,
 You who weakened the nations!" — Isaiah 14:12 (NKJV)
• "Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?" — Genesis 3:1 (NIV)
• "Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes." — Ephesians 6:11 (NIV)
• "Since we, the children, are all creatures of flesh and blood, Jesus took on flesh and blood, so that by dying He could destroy the one who held power over death—the devil." — Hebrews 2:14 (The Voice)
• "The Spirit then led Jesus into the desert to be tempted by the devil." — Matthew 4:1 (The Voice)
• "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full." – John 10:10
• "The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds. We demolish arguments and every pretension that sets itself up against the knowledge of God, and we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ." – 2 Corinthians 10:4-5
• "Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels." — Matthew 25:41 (NIV)
• "Then the seventy returned with joy, saying, “Lord, even the demons are subject to us in Your name.” And He said to them, “I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven. Behold, I give you the authority to trample on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall by any means hurt you." — Luke 10:17-19 (NKJV)
• "We also learn in the Bible that Satan is a dangerous enemy. He is a serpent who can bite us when we least expect it. He is a destroyer." — Revelation 12:11) 
• "You are just like your true father, the devil; and you spend your time pursuing the things your father loves. He started out as a killer, and he cannot tolerate truth because he is void of anything true. At the core of his character, he is a liar; everything he speaks originates in these lies because he is the father of lies." — John 8:44 (The Voice)

Funny Satan Quotes

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Satan can be funny as well. I mean, when you see it in different perspective, as a joke. These funny Satan quotes will make you smile. Just to add up as your references for jokes. Let's check 'em out!

• "Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate." – Jay Leno
• "As a young teen, Satan and the idea of some sort of world that you could be in touch with that could empower you was very much the symbol for freedom." – Tobias Forge
• "God is the Creator; Satan is the counterfeiter." – Edwin Louis
• "God requires his servants to walk in the light, and not cover their eyes that they may not discern the working of Satan." – Ellen G. White
• "Holy wisdom confounds Satan and all his wickednesses." – Francis of Assisi
• "I have always regarded global development as a struggle between the forces of good and evil. Not to be simplified as a struggle between Jesus and Satan, since I do not consider that the process is restricted to our own sphere of culture." – Alva Myrdal
• "In this manner, I continued with Satan for ten days. His answer and blasphemy were too shocking to pen; till I was worn out with rage and malice against him, I could not bear myself." – Joanna Southcott
• "It's difficult to tell whether people are looking at you because they recognise you from your work or just because you're 6 ft. 3 in. and have the eyebrows of Satan. It's difficult to distinguish between the two." – Will Poulter
• "Satan is wiser now than before, and tempts by making rich instead of poor." – Alexander Pope
• "Satan will advocate that it is cool to doubt spiritual gifts and the teachings of true prophets." – Dieter F. Uchtdorf
• "Satan works through human agents." – Ezra Taft Benson
• "Satan, really, is the romantic youth of Jesus re-appearing for a moment." – James Joyce
• "Take heed, then, often to come together to give thanks to God, and show forth His praise. For when you assemble frequently in the same place, the powers of Satan are destroyed, and the destruction at which he aims is prevented by the unity of your faith." – Ignatius of Antioch
• "The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won." – Tucker Carlson
• "The end of all things is at hand; that Satan's kingdom will be destroyed, and Satan chained down for a thousand years, and Christ's kingdom established upon earth." – Joanna Southcott
• "There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage." – Richard G. Scott
• "This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians." – Gary North
• "Well, I use the word Satanist, but I don't know if I ever really considered myself as somebody who's into Satan." – Boyd Rice
• "When I use the word 'Satan,' it doesn't stand for a guy with horns. To me, that word means the powers of the unknown, the powers of darkness." – King Diamond
• "You must never tire fighting Satan." – Abraham Cahan

Quotes From Satan

Well, this is not literally quotes from Satan himself. It is more like people with their perspective on him. These Satan quotes might help you to understand why it is so devilish when one is associated with Satan. Let's take a look!

• "Awake, arise or be for ever fall’n." ― John Milton, Paradise Lost
• "Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan's power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God's child, and that we are God's children also. There are no children of Satan, really." ― Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire
• "Electricity for example was considered a very Satanic thing when it was first discovered and utilized." ― Zeena Schreck
• "Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that." ― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita
• "If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead." ― Jess C Scott, Rockstar
• "It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui." ― Helen Keller, The Story of My Life
• "Never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep..." ― John Milton, Paradise Lost
• "Never forget that there are only two philosophies to rule your life: the one of the cross, which starts with the fast and ends with the feast. The other of Satan, which starts with the feast and ends with the headache." ― Fulton J. Sheen, Seven Words of Jesus and Mary: Lessons from Cana and Calvary
• "Poor God, how often He is blamed for all the suffering in the world. It’s like praising Satan for allowing all the good that happens." ― E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
• "Satan is so much more in earnest than we are--he buys up the opportunity while we are wondering how much it will cost." ― Amy Carmichael
• "Satan prowls but he’s a lion on a leash." ― Ann Voskamp, One Thousand Gifts: A Dare to Live Fully Right Where You Are
• "The devil frequently fills our thoughts with great schemes, so that instead of putting our hands to what work we can do to serve our Lord, we may rest satisfied with wishing to perform impossibilities." ― Santa Teresa de Jesús, Interior Castle
• "The devil's happy when the critics run you off." ― Criss Jami, Venus in Arms
• "We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents." ― Mark Twain
• "Why worry about minor little details like clean air, clean water, safe ports and the safety net when Jesus is going to give the world an "Extreme Makeover: Planet Edition" right after he finishes putting Satan in his place once and for all?" ― Arianna Huffington