60 Funniest Movie Quotes That Will Tickle Your Ribs

Funniest Movie Quotes of 2000s

• "I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games." - Dude Where's My Car

• "Plus, it’s not a man purse." - The Hangover

• "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!" - Dodgeball

• "You scratched my CD." - The Ringer

• "You should like you’re from London!" - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

• "No mom, I’m in the living room ten feet away from you. And I’m on the phone." - Just Friends

• "Take my strong hand." - Scary Movie

• "That Hansel’s so hot right now." - Zoolander

• "If you ever leave me, I’ll find you." - Wedding Crashers

• "All I gotta do is say ‘earmuffs’ to him." - Old School

• "I seen’t you pull somebody’s jaw bone off. I seen’t it!" - Pineapple Express

• "Life’s a garden, dig it." - Joe Dirt

• "Nothin, just chillin’. Killin’." - Scary Movie

• "Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!" - Idiocracy

• "What does mine say?" - Dude Where's My Car

• "I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells like rich mahogany." - Anchorman

• "You got a… dart in your neck." - Old School

• "If I hear ‘Yamo Be There’ one more time I’m going to Yamo burn this place to the ground." - 40-year-Old Virgin

• "Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin." - Superbad

• "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." - Dodgeball

• "I can count to potato!" - The Ringer

• "Is that bad? Did I break it?" - Grandma's Boy

Funniest Movie Quotes Ever

• "These people are so posh and snobby, they’re snoshy." - Crazy Rich Asians

• "Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people…I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs." - A Fish Called Wanda

• "Oh, I don’t know. I suppose it doesn’t help that underneath our clothes our entire bodies are covered in scales." - Bridget Jones's Diary

• "He slimed me." - Ghostbusters

• "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!" - Home Alone

• "I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got." - Raising Arizona

• "You relax. You’re the dead guy." - Ghost

• "If we get any more white people in here this is gonna be a suburb." - Hairspray

• "Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night." - All About Eve

• "You’re a sad, strange little man and you have my pity." - Toy Story

• "You were never four and a half, you were born 26." - The Goodbye Girl

• "That’s called the ‘quart of blood’ technique. Do that, a quart of blood will drop out a person’s body." - Trading Places

• "Look at the size of that. I’ve taken sponge baths in smaller bowls than that." - Best in Show

• "You stink. You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa." - Elf

Funniest Movie Quotes All the Time

• "I’ll have what she’s having." - When Harry Meet Sally

• "Snap out of it!" - Moonstruck

• "Big Mistake. Big. Huge." - Pretty Woman

• "I am serious and don’t call me Shirley." - Airplane

• "How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?" - There's Something About Mary

• "Welcome to earth! (*pulls out a cigar) Now that’s what I call a close encounter." - Independence Day

• "Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day." - Napoleon Dynamite

• "Damned alligator just popped up, cut me down in my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard’s eyes out though." - Happy Gilmore

• "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" - Raiders of the Lost Ark

• "The fall will probably kill ya!" - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

• "You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy." - Bad Boys

• "We’re werewolves, not swear-wolves" - What We Do in the Shadows

• "Well, I don’t know what to say, except that it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery." - Christmas Vacation

• "By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me." - The Devil Wears Prada

Top 10 Funniest Movie Quotes

Funniest Movie Quotes - Photo by Bruno /Germany from Pixabay

• "It’d be a lot cooler if you did." - Dazed and Confused

• "Look like a bedazzler threw up on that thing . . . donate it to the My Little Pony Motorcycle club." - Girls Trip

• "The numbers all go to eleven." - Spinal Tap

• "Bueller . . . Bueller . . . Bueller . . . Bueller?" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

• "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" - Meet the Parents

• "Face it, girls. I’m older and I have more insurance." - Fried Green Tomatoes

• "So, you’re telling me there’s a chance!" - Dumb and Dumber

• "You’d never know it. They look just like new." - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

• "You’re gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

• "Yeah, I mean there’s nothing more erotic than concealing your authentic selves." - Happiest Season