60+ Funny Friends Quotes to Share with Your Friends!

Feb 23, 2021 10:26 PM

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Tripboba.com - Friends are some people that will make you laugh no matter wherever they are. Giving your friends funny friends quotes is a great idea to make your friends laugh when they are away. If you are looking for funny friends quotes for your friends, Tripboba has collected some best funny friends quotes for you.

Check out these 60+ funny friends quotes to share with your friends!

Funny Quotes About Friends

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Here some funny friends quotes for your friends.

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” – Unknown.

“I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.” – Unknown

“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.” – Unknown

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.” – Clifton Fadiman

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb

“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Sicilian Proverb

“Friends offer free therapy.” – Unknown

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.” – Patrick to Spongebob

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. –  Erma Bombeck

“The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” ­– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’” – A.A. Milne

“It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!” – Bronwyn Polson

“Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” – Laurie Colwin

“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” – Otto von Bismarck

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