60 Great Cocktail Quotes for Happy Hour Pics

Cocktail Party Quotes

Having a cocktail party is a really great occasion! If you are looking for some best words to describe your party photos, here are some cocktail quotes you can use!

• "Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is." — Billy Carter

• "Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set." — Harold MacMillan

• "A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime." — Robert Breault

• "Cocktail party:  A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.  The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host." — Fred Allen

• "A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime." — Robert Breault

• "Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list." — Robert Stack

• "The truth is I hate cocktail parties when the only person I know is my supposed date, and he abandons me the minute we come in the door." — Mary Higgins Clark

• "We had cocktail parties and I'd stay up until 5 in the morning." — Dorothy Malone

• "But I have had to give up certain things in my life. One is shopping. Two is lunch with the girls. Three are cocktail parties, and four are studying my lines." — Joan Collins

• "We die for each other daily. What we know of other people is only our memory of the moments during which we knew them. And they have changed since then. To pretend that they and we are the same is a useful and convenient social convention which must sometimes be broken. We must also remember that at every meeting we are meeting a stranger." — T. S. Eliot

Cocktail Invitation Quotes

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Cocktail party invitations make a first impression, so incorporate a party theme, use a catchy design and the right wording for a cocktail party invitation. Don’t forget to include the time, date, location, address, the party host and attire (formal, cocktail, casual, costume, etc.).

Send your invites 3-4 weeks in advance, so your guests can book their time according to their schedule. Here are some cocktail quotes to help you create the perfect cocktail party invitation:

• “Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. Cocktail party is a gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. You are invited to our cocktail party this evening.” — Unknown

• “A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime. Join us for the cocktail party tonight along with your spouse.” — Unknown

• “It’s easy to impress me. I don’t need a fancy party to be happy. Just good friends, good food, and good laughs. I’m happy. I’m satisfied. I’m content. And you can make me even happier by your auspicious presence at our Summer party tomorrow.” — Unknown

• “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Join us for the party tonight and let us share some cocktails and delicacies.” — Unknown

• “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of white smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a wonderful Ride! Join us for the party tonight and let us share some cocktails and delicacies.” — Unknown

• “The honour of your presence is requested at The (venue) on (date and time) for Cocktails and Hors d’oeuvres. Your presence will be highly appreciated.” — Unknown

• “When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven! You are cordially invited to our cocktail party.” — Unknown

• “I try to greet my friends with a drink in my hand, a warm smile on my face, and great music in the background, because that’s what gets a dinner party off to a fun start. I invite you for your kind presence in the party at our house. Your presence will be highly appreciated.” — Unknown

• “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight, party tonight. Here’s to the nights we don’t remember and the friends we won’t forget.” You are invited to the party tonight.” — Unknown

• “Beer is proof that God loves us. You gotta fight. For your right. To parrrrrty. Hope to see right at the party venue. Please be our guest for Dinner and Dancing on April 30th at 5 o’clock at (address of the party venue) with cocktail and delicacies.” — Unknown

Best Cocktail Quotes

These cocktail quotes are great and ideal for cocktail lovers. So, let’s have a read!

• “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” — Oscar Wilde

• “Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, roses and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.” — Omar Khayyám

• “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” — Steve Martin

• “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” — Ogden Nash

• "No amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.” — David Sedaris

• “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can’t get a drink.” ― Tom Waits

• “I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.” — Tommy Cooper

• “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

• “99% of all problems can be solved by money — and for the other 1% there’s alcohol.” ― Quentin R. Bufogle

• “Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; best, while you have it, use your breath; there is no drinking after death.” — Ben Jonson

Cocktail Quotes for Instagram

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The following cocktail quotes will be perfect for you Instagram caption. Read on and find the best one!

• “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.” — Compton Mackenzie

• “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra

• “There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” — Chelsea Handler

• “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Benjamin Franklin

• “Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.” — Unknown

• “I drink to make other people more interesting.” — Ernest Hemingway

• “Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.” — Unknown

• “Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.” — Dave Barry

• “Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.” — Unknown

• “Rosé all-day.” — Unknown

• “Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails.” — Unknown

• “Whiskey me away.” — Unknown

• “Make happy hours last all day.” — Unknown

• “My happy place.” — Unknown

• “Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.” — Unknown

• “Be happy for this moment.” — Unknown

• “It’s wine o'clock.” — Unknown

• “I don’t do happy hour, I do happy hours” — Unknown

• “Why limit happiness to an hour?” – W.C Fields

• “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.”