60 Hilarious Archer Quotes Only for the Fans!

60 Hilarious Archer Quotes Only for the Fans!
Archer Quotes - Photo by René Schindler from Pixabay

Tripboba.com - With the genre of black comedy, Archer successfully brings a big laugh for its fans. this animated sitcom has 11 seasons which started aired on 17 September 2009.

Are you one of this sitcom’s biggest fans? If we got a yes from you, now you should keep scrolling through this article. Because through this article, Tripboba will share with you 60 hilarious Archer quotes.

Maybe you have your own Archer quotes but cannot find them in this article? You can share your favorite Archer quotes through the comment section below.

But first, let's check out all of the Archer quotes handpicked by Tripboba!

Archer Best Quotes

Archer Best Quotes
Archer Quotes - Photo by Omar Medina Films from Pixabay

  • "What a load of shit. I should be looking for my partner's killer but instead, I'm looking for a damn finger." - Archer
  • "I mean, the size of that thing." - Archer
  • "I think, technically, it's a...loincloth?" - Archer
  • "Lana, it's cashmere, there are rules." - Archer
  • "Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine." - Archer
  • "Everything! They eat everything! And that fear is their bacon bits!" - Archer
  • "Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock." - Archer
  • "Thank you. What was your name again?" - Archer
  • "Sour mix? In a margarita? What is this, Auschwitz?" - Archer
  • "No, forget the glass Woodhouse, just give me the pitcher. For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of Vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Archer
  • "We look totally gay!" - Archer
  • "Name the douchebag who is in charge!" - Archer
  • "Vincent van Go-fuck-myself. Survey says!" - Archer

Archer Quotes Krieger

Archer Quotes Krieger
Archer Quotes - Photo by René Schindler from Pixabay

  • "If I wanted your asshole on my mouth, I'd do it while you were asleep!" - Krieger
  • "Look, I'm just following orders." - Krieger
  • "Yeah, tell ME about Nazis." - Krieger
  • "And by the way, if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?!" - Krieger
  • "Maybe I didn't go to some fancy-pancy Ivy League med school, and maybe I didn't go to some other med school, even the one down in Grenada which was my fall-back but whatever, that doesn't give you the right to bully me! I have had it!" - Krieger
  • "I've been working on miniaturization for years!" - Krieger
  • "Alrighty, can someone give me a hand?" - Krieger
  • "Well I was gonna say "putty in yours" m'dear but I'll have to hand it to ya!" - Krieger
  • "Unless the problem is a solution with an overly alkaline pH balance." - Krieger
  • "I'm not even 100% sure where I am right now." - Krieger
  • "Sweet Jesus God, I would hope so!" - Krieger
  • "That's what they said about Tesla's deathray! So this favor. Lana...wait, Lana, what's this favor?!" - Krieger
  • "That wasn't a brain chip. That was a just a sticker of the backpack of a little Lego spaceman." - Krieger
  • "Well, no, but a student of life." - Krieger
  • "And if there's one thing I love more than triumph, it's annoying vagueness." - Krieger
  • "I think it's some unholy adolescent human amphibian hybrid creature." - Krieger
  • "It's not supposed to be funny." - Krieger
  • "You'd be amazed what you people do when you think you're alone. Cyril." - Krieger
  • "Stop. My penis can only get so erect." - Krieger
  • "Do you ever want to walk again?" - Krieger

Archer Quotes Pam

Archer Quotes Pam
Archer Quotes - Photo by Renate Köppel from Pixabay
  • "I was voted best milker!" - Pam
  • "o! The solution to every problem isn't throwing freakin' acid on it." - Pam
  • "So, who wants their ass beat first? And before you decide, keep in mind that I'm gradually goin' to get more tired, but also gradually more berserk." - Pam
  • "Is that a real you think about it or Pam, if your pig Leon wins a blue ribbon at the county fair, maybe we won’t kill him and eat him for Easter dinner and render what's left into soap, you'll think about it?" - Pam
  • "My cooch has cobwebs!" - Pam
  • "This is Rodney, he's new...whatever...gun librarian." - Pam
  • "Speaking of, you see the bulge on that towel boy? Man, if I was you, I'd be in this spa 25/8." - Pam
  • "Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that...I'd have eight nickels!" - Pam
  • "So then it's settled. We’re going on Operation...What should we called it?" - Pam
  • "Freaking' head's poundin', I'm sweatin' booze, and my mouth's killin' me!" - Pam
  • "I’m a desirable, full-bodied woman, but nobody will have sex with me! And I have so much love to giiiiiiiiive!" - Pam
  • "I swear to God, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now! I mean, not that you would." - Pam
  • "I swear to god, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now! I mean, not that you would." - Pam
  • "My head feels like a bunch of monkeys fighting over a bucket of marbles." - Pam

Archer Quotes Lana

Archer Quotes - Photo by Gracini Studios from Pixabay

  • "Would it be safe to assume that no one wants to drink what's in your thermos?" - Lana
  • "Just promise to use your powers for good." - Lana
  • "Don't take this the wrong way but, did your dick get bigger?" - Lana
  • "What's in Miami?" - Lana
  • "That since we are going to die tomorrow, we should have sex." - Lana
  • "I am literally wet with jealousy." - Lana
  • "Uhhh, with your looks, maybe bitchy is not the way to go." - Lana
  • "Have you ever heard a country song?" - Lana
  • "Your words made sense. Your sarcastic tone did not." - Lana
  • "Shut your d*ckholes, get your gear, shut up again, and start walking." - Lana
  • "Animal Farm is a BOOK!" - Lana
  • "I don’t need a baby to validate my existence." - Lana
  • "My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet!" - Lana

That's all Archer quotes compiled by Tripboba, now it's time to share your favorite Archer quotes!


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